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    One Sunday morning George burst into the living room and said, "Dad! Mom! I have some
    great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block
    away and her name is Susan.
    After dinner, George's dad took him aside, "Son, I have to talk with you. Look at your mother
    George. She and I have been married 30 years. She's a wonderful wife and mother but she has
    never offered much excitement in the bedroom so ... I used to fool around with women a lot.
    Susan is actually your half sister and I'm afraid you can't marry her."
    George was broken-hearted. After eight months he eventually started dating girls again.
    A year later he came home and very proudly announced, "Mom, Dad ... Dianne said yes!
    We're getting married in June."
    Again his father insisted on another private conversation and broke the sad news. "Dianne is
    your half sister too, George. I'm awfully sorry about this."
    George was livid! He finally decided to go to his mother with the news his father had shared.
    "Dad has done so much harm. I guess I'm never going to get married," he complained. "Every
    time I fall in love, Dad tells me the girl is my half sister."
    "Ha Haa," his mother chuckled, shaking her head, "Don't pay any attention to what he says,
    you can marry either of those girls.”
    “But Mum that’s sick, it’s incest.”
    “No… no… dear, it’s Ok, because he's not really your father."

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    haha baws Lage lols

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    toink.... saonzzzz otro pod diay to c mom. bwahahaha

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    hahahahaha....pariha diay ug laro ang duha..

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    sekreto ra ug labok c momy dah!
    hehehe

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    patas ra ang laban ......

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