A man traveling by plane and in urgent need to use the mens room is nervously tapping his foot on the floor of the aircraft. Each time he tried the mens room door, it was "OCCUPIED".
The stewardess, aware of his predicament suggested that he go ahead and use the ladies room, but cautioned him against using any of the buttons inside.
The buttons were marked "WW, WA, PP and ATR".
Making the mistake that so many men make in disregarding the importance of what a woman says, the man let his curiosity get the best of him and decided to try the buttons anyway.
He carefully pressed the first button marked "WW" and immediately warm water sprayed all over his entire bottom.
He thought, "WOW, the women really have it made!".
Still curious, he pressed the button marked "WA" and a gentle breeze of warm air quickly dried his hind quarters.
He thought that was out of this world! The button marked "PP" yielded a large powder puff which delicately applied a soft talc to his rear.
Well, naturally he couldn't resist the last button marked "ATR".
When he woke up in the hospital he panicked and buzzed for the nurse.
When she appeared, he cried out, "What happened to me?! The last thing I remember is I was in the ladies room on a business trip!"
The nurse replied, "Yes, you were having a great time until you pressed the 'ATR' button which stands for Automatic Tampon Remover... Your pen!s is under your pillow!"
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Thread: Men Never Listen!!
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06-02-2009, 08:27 AM #1C.I.A.
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Men Never Listen!!
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06-02-2009, 08:30 AM #2Senior Member
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bwahahaha!! dah gaba!! men never listen man dyud to what womean say!! dah!! hahaha
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06-02-2009, 08:50 AM #3Elite Member
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oich......
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06-02-2009, 09:18 AM #4C.I.A.
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and women say A LOT! haha! cge lang ka diri humor baoha ka hab!
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aray..hehee
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06-02-2009, 10:32 PM #6Junior Member
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oh! look under your pillow
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unsaonzzzzzzzzzzz....hahhahahaha
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Dah mayra! ingnan ayaw hilabti...
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wqaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Automatic s3x change...........
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