A man walks into the doctors surgery, he can't even sit down.
The doctor asks "What’s the problem with you today? You seem to be in a lot of pain".
The man says he has an embarrassing thing to show him. The doctor explains that he has seen everything possible in his years as a doctor, therefore nothing will shock him.
So the man proceeds to drop his trousers and bend over.
The doctor gasps and says "What on earth happened to you?!! You have a massive hole in your bottom".
The man explained that he had just been on holiday in Africa. "I was raped by a male elephant" said the man.
At this point the doctor said, if this were true you wouldn’t be as damaged as that because the p3n!s on a male elephant isn’t that large.
At this point the man said "Yes I know that, but he fingered me first"
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05-29-2009, 03:29 PM #1C.I.A.
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Elephant!
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05-29-2009, 04:33 PM #2C.I.A.
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hahaha bad fingerless elephant
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05-29-2009, 04:40 PM #3Elite Member
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hahahaha nisud jud?
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05-29-2009, 05:16 PM #4C.I.A.
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bad elephant........
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05-29-2009, 06:42 PM #5Junior Member
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hahahaha..kay gi-finger man diay!!...
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05-29-2009, 07:02 PM #6C.I.A.
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waaaaaaaaaaa!!! whatta finger!!! sus mas dako pas lawas sa tao!
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05-29-2009, 07:36 PM #7Junior Member
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na finger licking gd!...
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05-30-2009, 01:38 AM #8
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Pede diay na??Magfinger...hahahah!
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05-30-2009, 05:45 AM #9C.I.A.
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hahaha patay!!!!
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06-04-2009, 02:55 PM #10C.I.A.
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HAHAHA eLephants kick a55!
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