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    Unhappy Truth about Bible and Cellphone


    Ang cellphone laging hawak ipinapakita,
    Ang Bible laging nakatago at ayaw ipakita.

    Ang cellphone binibili kahit libo-libong halaga,
    Ang Bible ayaw bilhin, kahit isang daan ang halaga.

    Ang cellphone laging pinapalitan ng case,
    Ang Bible hindi man lang mabilhan ng case.

    Ang cellphone ay ayaw magasgasan,
    Ang Bible hinahayaang maalikabukan.

    Ang cellphone bihirang makaligtaan kung saan iniwan,
    Ang Bible madaling makaligtaan kung saan naiwan.

    Ang cellphone mahirap ipahiram, baka masira,
    Ang Bible madaling ipahiram, kahit mawala.

    Ang cellphone laging binabasa kung may bagong message,
    Ang Bible hindi binabasa kaya hindi makita ang message.

    Ang cellphone message masarap i-share.
    Ang Bible verse nakakalimutang i-share.

    Ang cellphone pinapakita ang lifestyle ng tao,
    Ang Bible nagpapabago ng lifestyle ng tao.

    Ang cellphone mabilis maluma,
    Ang Bible hindi naluluma.

    Ang cellphone message kung minsan ay late,
    Ang Bible laging on time ang message.

    Let us show them how.
    JESUS SAVES!

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    Bible is overrated

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    Quote Originally Posted by James307 View Post
    Ang cellphone laging hawak ipinapakita,
    Ang Bible laging nakatago at ayaw ipakita.
    This is common sense. Cellphone is a very common commodity, and a Bible is not. Therefore, cellphones are always in hand, for communication purposes mainly, because you really cannot use a Bible to call another person, now can you?

    Quote Originally Posted by James307 View Post
    Ang cellphone binibili kahit libo-libong halaga,
    Ang Bible ayaw bilhin, kahit isang daan ang halaga.
    Really now? I've seen Bibles that cost over P2,000 even. Depends on the print quality. As for cellphones, it's all price and economics. With a high-end cellphone, you cannot expect to buy that at low price. Same goes to that P2,000 Bible, its very good quality, so you don't expect it to be sold at lesser.. unless of course it becomes old or unsold, just like cellphone, price goes down when demand goes down (economics).

    Quote Originally Posted by James307 View Post
    Ang cellphone laging pinapalitan ng case,
    Ang Bible hindi man lang mabilhan ng case.
    Comparing the case of a cellphone to a bible is somewhat ridiculous. You cannot snap on a case to a Bible like that of a cellphone, now can you? And why can't you buy a case for a Bible? I've seen glass cases for books, that can be used for Bibles also.

    Quote Originally Posted by James307 View Post
    Ang cellphone ay ayaw magasgasan,
    Ang Bible hinahayaang maalikabukan.
    Depends on time and use. A cellphone that is one year old will more likely be prone to gasgas than if it was brand new. And books are meant to gather up dust, not just Bibles exclusively. Look at all those books in the library, they are all gathering dust, nothing special about the Bible...

    Quote Originally Posted by James307 View Post
    Ang cellphone bihirang makaligtaan kung saan iniwan,
    Ang Bible madaling makaligtaan kung saan naiwan.
    What does makaligtaan mean? Bisaya man ko gud, di ko kasabot ug tagalig..

    Quote Originally Posted by James307 View Post
    Ang cellphone mahirap ipahiram, baka masira,
    Ang Bible madaling ipahiram, kahit mawala.
    Actually, if you bought that P2,000 Bible, you would hardly let anyone borrow it, because it cost you a lot. Likewise, a cheap cellphone can easily be lent because you know its cheap anyway. Price equates to value, unless you have a sentimental attachment to a thing, whatever that thing is, ma-Bible or ma-cellphone.

    Quote Originally Posted by James307 View Post
    Ang cellphone laging binabasa kung may bagong message,
    Ang Bible hindi binabasa kaya hindi makita ang message.
    Shucks.. that's just normal. What's abnormal is when you have a new message in a cellphone and you will not read it. But for the Bible, those are different type of messages, and most people have no interest in those, so its all very normal..

    Quote Originally Posted by James307 View Post
    Ang cellphone message masarap i-share.
    Ang Bible verse nakakalimutang i-share.
    Hehehe.. no comment.

    Quote Originally Posted by James307 View Post
    Ang cellphone pinapakita ang lifestyle ng tao,
    Ang Bible nagpapabago ng lifestyle ng tao.
    Likewise.. ^

    Quote Originally Posted by James307 View Post
    Ang cellphone mabilis maluma,
    Ang Bible hindi naluluma.
    Likewise.. ^

    Quote Originally Posted by James307 View Post
    Ang cellphone message kung minsan ay late,
    Ang Bible laging on time ang message.
    Hehehe.. this is just funny.. on time ang message? When you speak of arrival time... oh forget it.. hahaha..

    Quote Originally Posted by James307 View Post
    Let us show them how.
    JESUS SAVES!
    Saves what?

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    everything about the cellphone is true... i don't know about the bible... the last part? i missed the saving part about what...or HOW!?!?!?!?!

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    Cellphone SAVES you and not Jesus during emergency!!!

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    @bluedes, im not with the TS, but i think you are over-reacting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by handsoff241 View Post
    @bluedes, im not with the TS, but i think you are over-reacting.
    in what sense am I over-reacting?

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    Jesus saves you to eternity and saved your soul.

    He saved also man in a miracle when he was hospitalized or in times of troubles.

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    Quote Originally Posted by James307 View Post
    Ang cellphone laging hawak ipinapakita,
    Ang Bible laging nakatago at ayaw ipakita.

    Ang cellphone binibili kahit libo-libong halaga,
    Ang Bible ayaw bilhin, kahit isang daan ang halaga.

    Ang cellphone laging pinapalitan ng case,
    Ang Bible hindi man lang mabilhan ng case.

    Ang cellphone ay ayaw magasgasan,
    Ang Bible hinahayaang maalikabukan.

    Ang cellphone bihirang makaligtaan kung saan iniwan,
    Ang Bible madaling makaligtaan kung saan naiwan.

    Ang cellphone mahirap ipahiram, baka masira,
    Ang Bible madaling ipahiram, kahit mawala.

    Ang cellphone laging binabasa kung may bagong message,
    Ang Bible hindi binabasa kaya hindi makita ang message.

    Ang cellphone message masarap i-share.
    Ang Bible verse nakakalimutang i-share.

    Ang cellphone pinapakita ang lifestyle ng tao,
    Ang Bible nagpapabago ng lifestyle ng tao.

    Ang cellphone mabilis maluma,
    Ang Bible hindi naluluma.

    Ang cellphone message kung minsan ay late,
    Ang Bible laging on time ang message.

    Let us show them how.
    JESUS SAVES!
    may i yawn now?

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    does the bible have a signal? or "no network coverage" always?

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