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    Default The Captain And The Camel!


    This new Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the African desert. During his first inspection of the outfit,he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent. He asks the Sergeant why the camel is kept there.

    The nervous sergeant said, "Well, sir, as you know, there are 250 men here on the post... and no women. And sir, sometimes the men have 'urges'. That's why we have the camel. "

    The Captain says, "I can't say that I condone this, but I understand about urges, so the camel can stay."

    About a month later, the Captain starts having his own urges. Crazy with passion, he asks the Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent.

    Putting a ladder behind the camel, the Captain stands on it, pulls his pants down, and has wild, insane s*x with the camel. When he's done, he asks the Sergeant, "Is that how the men do it?"

    " No ... not really, sir," ... " They usually just ride the camel into town where the girls are."
    Last edited by SQUiDnine; 04-27-2009 at 02:04 PM.

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    wtf!!!! beastiality!!!

  3. #3
    hahahahaha luoya sa captain hehehe

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    sige lng ,virgin pa diay tong camel....

  5. #5
    pagka weak! kay nganong dili man gyud mangutana! ALWAYS VERIFY INFORMATION! mwahahahahaha!

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    waaaaaah hahahaha amg camel mao gi hamagan bwahahahha

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    ok rana cap at least kaw first kaysa imu mga batos mga lusyang na ilaha hahahhaa

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    ahaha! CAMELLLLLLLLL!! hahahaa! >.<

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    mao na diah ron......hahahahaha

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    hahahaahha! mag assume man gud daun....dli man gud mo ask ug unsa-on, mao nah...hahahah

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