Three contractors are bidding to fix the White House fence. One from the Philippines , another from Mexico and the third an American. They go with a White House official to examine the fence. The American contractor takes out a tape measure and does some
measuring, then works some figures with a pencil.
"Well," he says. "I figure the job will run about $900: $400 for materials, $400 for my crew and $100 profit for me."
The Mexican contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do $700: $300 for materials, $300 for my crew and $100 profit for
me."
The Filipino contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers: "$2,700."
The official, incredulous, says, "What? You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure? How do you expect me to consider your service with that bid?"
"Easy," the Pinoy explains, "$1,000 for you, $1,000 for me and we hire the guy from Mexico ".
The next day, the Pinoy and the Mexican are working on the Fence.
- p a k a p i n -
Q. What's the difference between corruption in the US and corruption in the Philippines ?
A. In the U.S. they go to jail. In the Philippines , they go to the U.S.
The three presidents in the Philippines
Q. What`s the difference among Cory, Gloria and Erap?
A. Cory can`t tell a lie, Gloria can`t tell the truth, Erap can`t tell the difference
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04-24-2009, 06:09 PM #1C.I.A.
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Pinoy Contractor!!
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04-24-2009, 06:42 PM #2Senior Member
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hehehehehehe...tumpak kaau nga joke bro...
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04-24-2009, 09:04 PM #3C.I.A.
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kani ...nindot kaau hahaha
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04-24-2009, 09:41 PM #4C.I.A.
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maski asa ang pinoy , mabuhi gyud kay istrit ismart man tungod kay naba-id na kaayo sa kalisud sa atong nasud! mwahahahahahahaha!
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04-24-2009, 10:02 PM #5C.I.A.
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ahahahahahha... nice joke... it's humor with a sense... ^^
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04-24-2009, 10:40 PM #6Junior Member
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ayos!thumbs up!
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04-24-2009, 11:52 PM #7
wahahahaha.. wapak kaayo nga joke.... nice one... more pagyud...
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04-25-2009, 01:01 AM #8Senior Member
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lols...though nakabasa nako ani...
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04-25-2009, 07:14 AM #9C.I.A.
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bagsika oi!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHA!!! erap president!!! this country is going to the toilet...
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04-25-2009, 11:34 AM #10Senior Member
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hahahhahahhahah igo-a oie..hahaha
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