A little guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says, "7 feet 3 inches tall, 385 pounds, 12 inch p3nis, 2 pound left testicle, 2 pound right testicle, Turner Brown."
The small guy faints away and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, gently slapping his face and shaking him, "Are you alright?"
In a very weak voice the little guy says, "Excuse me, but what EXACTLY did you say?"
The big dude says, "I saw the curious look on your face and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions almost everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet 3 inches tall, 385 pounds, 12 inch p3nis, 2 pound left testicle, 2 pound right testicle, and my name is Turner Brown."
The small guy says, "Thank God! I thought you said 'Turn Around'.
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04-20-2009, 04:10 PM #1C.I.A.
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One Big Dude!!
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04-20-2009, 05:14 PM #2Junior Member
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hehehehehe...very funny!!!!
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04-20-2009, 09:56 PM #3
hahaha tawn sd oi kaluoy...
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04-20-2009, 10:00 PM #4Senior Member
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nyahahaha bsta bungolx2 lage
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03-22-2011, 11:52 PM #5Senior Member
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Re: One Big Dude!!
listening skills is very important... hahaha...
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03-23-2011, 10:07 PM #6C.I.A.
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ahahahahaha, ataka oy
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03-23-2011, 11:00 PM #7C.I.A.
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Re: One Big Dude!!
d pwd pang call center c little guy hehe
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03-24-2011, 09:46 PM #8Junior Member
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hahahahaha nice
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