beauty pageant answers

[sexy_roxy]

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Host: Ms. Philippines, what is your best feature?

Candidate: There is one that I have at home. It’s of the majestic Rice Terraces. I believe that tourism can be uplifted by our nation by means of having a good feature taken. I believe that tourism is the key to the future, second to the children of the world who are our future which is why we have to lead the way for them, thank you.
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Host: Candidate 10, if you were to win the title of Mutya ng Lahi tonight, to whom would you dedicate your victory?

Candidate: Well, uhm, I will dedicate my victory to, uhm…well, I will dedicate my victory to…myself! Because I work so
hard to win. That is all, thank you.

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Host: Candidate number 2, do you believe in reincarnation? If so, would you rather be reincarnated as a man or a woman?

Candidate: I want to be resurrected as a man because I like myself for who I am.

Host:Candidate number 2, are you saying you are a man?

Candidate:No, I am saying that I like being myself

Host:So why do you want to reincarnate as a man?

Candidateid I say that?

Host:Yes, you did

Candidate:Oh?…hahahha…sorry…erase, erase…I want to be resurrected as a woman na lang.

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Host:What is your stand on pre-marital ***?

Candidate: Ladies and Gentlemen, to the board of judges…an English question deserves an English answer…what is my stand on pre-marital ***? Ladies and Gentlemen, that is easy. I do not stand. I lie down. Thank you.

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Host:Candidate number 8, if you could be a fictional character, who would you be and why?

Candidate:I would be Jackie Kennedy because she is pretty like me

Host:But Jackie Kennedy is not a fictional character

Candidate:Talaga? Oh, well,…uhm…ahhh…e di si Imelda Marcos

Host:She is not fictional as well

CandidatePerspiring and becoming tense) Uh…uhm…Margaret Thatcher?

Host:No, Candidate Number 8, she is not fictional as well

CandidateStarts to shed tears) Hay naku, ayaw niyo naman tanggapin ang mga sagot ko…oo na, boba ako…boba na…sino ba ang gusto niyong maging fictional character?

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Host:Candidate Number 8, If you were stranded on a desert island far outside the country where you are the only person there, what would be the first thing that you would save from the sinking ship?

Candidate:Uhm, I will save the children because the children are the future of the world. Thank you.

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Host:Candidate number 13, the boat is sinking…

Candidate:Wait!…I know this one…can we group ourselves into four?

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Host:Miss Philippines, if a man from the moon landed on your house, what would you do to entertain him?

Candidate: That is an easy question. If a man from the moon landed on my house, definitely, I will be dead by then because I will be crushed by the space shuttle. Therefore, I will not be able to entertain him anymore. Thank you.

Host: Ano sa mukha mo ang pinaka-asset mo?
Contestant: Sa tingin ko ang pinaka-asset ko sa mukha ko ay ugali! Mabait kasi ako eh
*****MR. POGI CONTESTANT


Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen! I am Ma. Rosario Liboon, I come from the beautiful city of Pangasinan…City!
*****SHE’S GOT THE LOOK CONTESTANT


Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen! I am Carmelita Hernandez, I come from Pasay City and I want to be a medicine!
*****ANOTHER SHE’S GOT THE LOOK CONTESTANT


HOST: Which do you prefer: Blonde or Dumb?
GIRL: Dumb na lang, at least hindi ako mapagkakamalang blonde!


Host: Which of the five senses can you could do without?
Bb. Filipina contestant: My eyes
Host: Why?
Bb. Filipina contestant: Because I’ve got beautiful eyes (with matching sultry look)


Host: What place in the Philippines would you boast about?
Calendar girl contestant: Bocaue
Host: (Intrigued) What about Bocaue? What’s in it to boast about?
Calendar girl contestant: Why, the Bocaue rice terraces of course


Host: anong masasabi mo sa death penalty?
Contestant: A ano po yun toot por toot, eye por eye.
Host: Paki-eksplika nga?
Contestant: ganito po yun: kung pinatay mo ang nanay ko, dapat, patayin din ang nanay mo!
*****SUPER SIREYNA CONTEST


Magandang Tanghali po, ako po si Luzviminda Cortez mula sa Camarines Sur, sumalangit na po ang inyong kaluluwa!
***** MISS GAY PHILIPPINES CONTEST


Host: anong gusto mong maging paglaki mo?
Contestant: maging lalaki po.
*****LITTLE MISS PHILIPPINES CONTEST


Host: (to boy consort, inaalaska) okay ‘tong suot mo boy, a!
Boy Consort: ‘TANG INA MO!
*****LITTLE MISS PHILIPPINES CONTEST


Host: what do you think should a man possess to be successful?
Contestant: i think, that for a man to be successful, he should be a responsible, because if he should not be a responsible, he will not have a successful. That is all. I thank you.
*****MR WORLD PHILIPPINES CONTEST


RITA GOMEZ S A JUDGE IN A BB. PILIPINAS PAGEANT, ASKING A CANDIDATE A QUESTION DURING THE Q AND A PORTION (CANDIDATE INCIDENTALLY IS MARIA ISABEL LOPEZ)

RITA: Here’s your question, hija: Are you still a virgin?
MARIA ISABEL: If I say I still am, can I bring home the crown tonight?
RITA: Good answer!
MARIA ISABEL: What about you Ma’am, are you still a virgin?
RITA: Hija I have 5 children with 5 different fathers, what do you call that, Immaculate Conception


Being Miss Universe is like having a birthstone, you may lose it. Being a Filipina is like having a birthmark, it’s forever.
*****MARGIE MORAN DURING THE Q AND A PORTION OF THE 1973 MISS UNIVERSE, ASKED WHAT’S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BEING MISS UNIVERSE AND BEING A FILIPINA

[fanatic_me]

up lng ko ani..whheeww..

[nsic]

Being Miss Universe is like having a birthstone, you may lose it. Being a Filipina is like having a birthmark, it’s forever.
*****MARGIE MORAN DURING THE Q AND A PORTION OF THE 1973 MISS UNIVERSE, ASKED WHAT’S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BEING MISS UNIVERSE AND BEING A FILIPINA

heheehe

[danelane05222008]

pwede pud e ask "if you were a cactus, why?"
hahahaha.kabuang lang....

[robert_papalid_ece]

clap clap clap.

will forward this to all my officemates including the CEO...

[fieldygabs]

bwahahahaha panuhuton man sad ta ani... hahaha thanks TS!

[pAliTi.kO]

hahahaha.. malipong man sad ta ani ui.. tinud-anay ni? haha

[curiousone]

kung magkalisud ang contestant ang tubagon kay "world peace"...hahahaha

[gARN]

Ta-asa sad ani oist... Whew!

[LennosHills]

I love Margie Moran's answer.. Nosebleed..

naa pa ay.. dili jud ko kalimot ani..

Host: How did you reach this beauty pageant? Did you walk or did you ride??

Candidate: Of corz, did you ride.. What do you think of me? POVERTY??