Kids are kids part 2

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The first grade teacher. Miss Johanson asked Little Bennie, "Bennie if I
gave you two bunnies and then two more bunnies and then two more bunnies,
how many would you have?" Bennie replied, "Seven bunnies, Miss
Johanson." The teacher asked again, "Listen Bennie, If I gave you two
bunnies, plus two more bunnies, plus two more bunnies, how many bunnies
would you have altogether?" Bennie smiled, "That's easy, Teacher, I
would have seven."

"Ok Bennie," Miss Johanson said. "Let's try it a different way. If I gave
you two cans of Coke, plus two more cans of Coke, plus two more cans of
Coke. How many cans of Coke would you have?" "Six cans." Bennie
answered. "OK," said the teacher. "Now think of that with this question.
If I gave you two bunnies, then two more bunnies, then two more bunnies
how many would you have?" "Seven, Teacher." Bennie replied. Exasperated,
Miss Johanson asked, "Why seven?" Bennie replied, "Because I already
have one bunny at home!"

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It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The
farmer who lived nearby heard the noise.
"Hey Willis!!" the farmer yelled. "Forget your troubles. Come in and eat
dinner with us. Then I'll help you get the wagon back up."

"That's mighty nice of you," Willis answered, "but I don't think Pa would
like me to."
"Aw, come on!" the farmer insisted.
"Well, okay," the boy finally agreed, "but Pa won't like it."
After a hearty dinner, Willis thanked his host. "I feel a lot better now,
but I know Pa is going to be real upset."
"Don't be foolish!" the neighbor said with a smile. "By the way, where is
he?" "Trapped under the wagon!"

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[quote=chormatus;4400867]The first grade teacher. Miss Johanson asked Little Bennie, "Bennie if I
gave you two bunnies and then two more bunnies and then two more bunnies,
how many would you have?" Bennie replied, "Seven bunnies, Miss
Johanson." The teacher asked again, "Listen Bennie, If I gave you two
bunnies, plus two more bunnies, plus two more bunnies, how many bunnies
would you have altogether?" Bennie smiled, "That's easy, Teacher, I
would have seven."

"Ok Bennie," Miss Johanson said. "Let's try it a different way. If I gave
you two cans of Coke, plus two more cans of Coke, plus two more cans of
Coke. How many cans of Coke would you have?" "Six cans." Bennie
answered. "OK," said the teacher. "Now think of that with this question.
If I gave you two bunnies, then two more bunnies, then two more bunnies
how many would you have?" "Seven, Teacher." Bennie replied. Exasperated,
Miss Johanson asked, "Why seven?" Bennie replied, "Because I already
have one bunny at home!"

i like this joke soooooooooooo much!!! hehehe