An Old Italian Mafia Don is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside.
"Grandson, I wanna you lissina to me. I wanna for you to taka my chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me."
"But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?"
"You lissina me. Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money,
a big home and maybe a couple of bambinos.
"Somma day you gonna coma home and maybe finda your wife inna bed with another man.
"Whatta you gonna do then... pointa to your watch and say, Times Up?"
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04-15-2009, 10:54 AM #1C.I.A.
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The Don!
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04-15-2009, 11:13 AM #2C.I.A.
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Hahahha... amma have the gunna please! hahaha
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04-15-2009, 02:34 PM #3Elite Member
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times up..hahahaha
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04-15-2009, 03:21 PM #4Senior Member
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amma gonna blow they're damn head off!
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04-15-2009, 03:24 PM #5Junior Member
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hahahahaha!!!! you lissina to your grandpa! wahehehehe..
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04-15-2009, 03:53 PM #6
lols!
gi kutasan ko nag basa sa lissina, somma day!
take the revolver dong. you lissina to grandpa
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04-15-2009, 04:19 PM #7Junior Member
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summa day yah gunna doo lyk granpa did to yah grandmah...soo listen
hahahhah atutz oink^^
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