A girl's confession...

[master_s0n]

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A sixteen year-old virgin girl has a bad day, so she goes to visit her priest after hours in his office. Late that evening, she goes to his office for guidance and confession.

"Father, I called a man a son-of-a-bitch yesterday."
" Why did you call him a son-of-a-bitch?" the priest asked.
" Because, Father, he touched me on my arm without permission."
" Do you mean like this?" he asked, as he touched her arm.
" Yes, Father."
" That's no reason for calling him a son-of-a-bitch."
" But, Father, he also touched my breasts."
" Do you mean like this?" he asked, as he touched her breasts.
" Yes, Father."
" That's no reason to call him a son-of-a-bitch."
" But, Father, he took off my clothes."
" Do you mean like this?" he asked, as he removed her clothes.
" Yes, father."
" That's no reason to call him a son-of-a-bitch."
" But, Father, then he put his you-know-what in my you-know-where."
" Do you mean like this?" he asked, as he put his you-know-what in her you-know-where."
" Yes, Father."
" That's no reason to call him a son-of-a-bitch."

" But, Father, he has herpes!

Remarked the Father, "That son-of-a-bitch!

[public7enemy]

yahayang pader ahh.. libre tilaw man.. lol!.. nyahahahaha!

[hitchhike]

liber herpes pud.. mirisi! nyahaha!

[jamzy]

wahahahaha... ngano g-demonstrate ni fader....

[urejiak]

Bwahaha,,
da, si father, gabaan! wakekeke..

[hobie]

herpes lage imu hahaha

[nyxgorf]

mao na dha pader.. hehe

[Princess08]

hahah..
Father: he has herpes!!!
Girl: Yes Father! Like this!

[tamse]

bang, sample man jd dayon si father... kaw der ha!

[isha727]

hahahah! very funny!