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    Default Sickening Sight!


    The church had an aging pastor. He got this new glasses with lined bifocals as the congregation would not afford no-line bifocal lenses for him.

    The Sunday morning he came wearing this new pair of bifocals for the sermon. The lower reading portion of the glasses improved his reading, but the top portion of the glasses didn't work so well. In fact he was experiencing dizziness every time he looked through them or switched from lower reading lenses to upper distance lenses. Worried about his job, he apologized to the congregation and said, "I hope you will excuse my continually removing my glasses. You see when I look down I can see fine, but when I look at you, it makes me sick."

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    hahaha laina pud paminawon sa gipili nga words sa pari uy hehehehe

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    toinks! luoya pud..

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    hahahah... sakto man sad ang term.. sick.. hahaha.. but lain paminawon! hahahaha

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    sakto nga sayop...loLs..

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    Wrong way of saying it. Mag revolution gyud imng mga audience. hehehehe

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    nice one....

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    C.I.A. Sol_Itaire's Avatar
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    finally, he told the truth

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    nyahahahaha!!!! hasula.... luoya sa mga congre!! ^^

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    same words but different meaning. sa uban sayop lang pagka interpret, hehehe sayop lang niya pagka ingon, dili nalang unta to when i look at you, when i look up nalang unta. or he could have used the words it makes me dizzy.

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