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    Default Future Son In Law!


    One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss them in the air, then catch them in his mouth. In the middle of catching one, his wife asked him a question, and as he turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear. He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded in only pushing it in deeper. He called his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they became worried and decided to go to the hospital.

    As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with her date. After being informed of the problem, their daughter's date said he could get the peanut out. The young man told the father to sit down, then proceeded to shove two fingers up the father's nose and told him to blow hard. When the father blew, the peanut flew out of his ear.

    The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The young man insisted that it was nothing and the daughter took the young man out to the kitchen for something to eat.

    Once he was gone, the mother turned to the father and said, "That's so wonderful! Isn't he smart? What do you think he's going to be when he grows older?"

    The father replied "From the smell of his fingers, our son in-law."

  2. #2
    hehehehe nice one bro

  3. #3
    hahahaha payter!

  4. #4
    pogi points ....heheheh

  5. #5
    hahaha, nasakpan si inday....
    gikan diay nag KFC (finger lickin good)

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    smell of his fingers? heehehe. murag kasabot ko ani da.

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    kuyawg nanimahong durian... hehehe

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    sakspan nuon hahaha ..sayop na fingers gi gamit sa nose dah tsk3

  9. #9
    wahahaha.
    kabalo lagi ang papa unsa humot sa daughter?
    hmmmm
    hehehe

  10. #10
    toink.. nganu, lain2x diay na og smell? hahahahaha.. saon!

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