During one of her daily classes, a teacher, trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:
"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"
Michael said, "Just a minute, I have to go pee."
The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite."
"What about you Peter, how would you say it?" Peter said, "I'm sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back."
"That's better" she said, "but it's still not very nice to use the word bathroom at the dinner table."
"And you, little Eddie, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?"
I would say, "Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to go shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I look forward to introducing you to right after dinner."
The teacher was speechless.
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03-25-2009, 03:23 PM #1C.I.A.
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Good Manners!
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03-25-2009, 03:49 PM #2Senior Member
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bravo! hahahaha..
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03-25-2009, 03:55 PM #3C.I.A.
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hahahahahahaha
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03-25-2009, 05:13 PM #4Senior Member
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bravo!!! very smart kid... hahahaha...
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03-25-2009, 07:59 PM #5Senior Member
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ola!!! that was the best excuse hahahah!!!
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03-25-2009, 09:53 PM #6Junior Member
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haha..touche!!
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03-25-2009, 10:23 PM #7C.I.A.
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hahahaha...ayos ah
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03-25-2009, 10:33 PM #8
heheheheh.. introduce gyud diay... paytera.... *_o
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03-25-2009, 10:40 PM #9Junior Member
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master reply!!!!! hahaha
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03-25-2009, 11:38 PM #10C.I.A.
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payter!!!!!!!! hahaha
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