The Complaints Of The Pen*s!

[SQUiDnine]

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I, the Pen!s, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:



I do physical labor.

I work at great depths.

I plunge head first into everything I do.

I do not get weekends or holidays off.

I work in a damp environment.

I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.

I work in high temperatures.

I am willing to work any shift.

My work exposes me to contagious diseases.





THE RESPONSE:





Dear Pen!s:


After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects
your request for the following reasons:

You do not work 8 hours straight.

You fall asleep after brief work periods.

You do not always follow the orders of the management team.

You do not stay in your designated work area and are
often seen visiting other locations.

You do not take initiative, you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.

You leave your workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.

You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing.

You will retire well before you are 65.

You are unable to work double shifts.

You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task.

And if that were not enough, you have been constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.



Sincerely,
The Management

[DEVELOPER]

wahahha..kalouy ni Pen*s...hehehhe

[sexy_roxy]

oh pen*ses....

[bokiratx]

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay mahimuot man nuon ko aning thread nani hahahaha

[MalditohoN]

luoya braaaddd uy... ahahhahaah!

[erichoy]

nyahahahaha... grabehag huna2 ui. bsag unsa lng ba.. hehehehe

[prukutung]

ahahahaha... poor creature.... ^^

[joan_of_arc324]

hahaha...ahak sad!

[nixkee]

kaluoy tawn niya...nanu btaw,,,hahahhaa

[kamikaze_007]

..hahahahaha..

..nganong ni complain!..lol..