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    Default The Christian Bear


    There was a man who one day didnt feel like going to church so he decided to go hunting instead.

    He was out in the bush when he was aproched from behind by a bear. He dropped his gun by accident but didnt bother to pick it up.

    He ran for his life. Weaving in and out the trees with the bear on his trail. Curving around a tree he triped over its root.

    He looked up and the bear looked down. The bear was about to strike at him. He put his hands together and prayed:

    "Dear lord, Please let this bear be a christian."

    the bear sat down on its bum and held the mans hands, closed his eyes and said: "Dear lord, Thankyou for the food that i am about to recieve" The Christian Bear

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    waaaa christian jud... waaaaa

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    hahahahahaha.. wahahahahahaha..

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    ahaha grabeha sa bear... pangadjian mnjud ang iyang pagkaon..

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    pataya sa taw hahahahhahahaha

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