Dont mess with a filipino

[samsungster]

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In a New York sidewalk, a Filipino is enjoying a hearty breakfast " coffee, croissants, toast, butter, jam, etc.

When an American, chewing gum, sits next to him and starts an unwanted conversation. .

American: You Filipinos eat the whole bread?

Filipino : Of course!

American: ( Blowing bubbles with his gum) We don't. In the States we only eat what's inside. The crust we collect in a container, recycle, rebake them into croissants and sell them to the Philippines .

American: Do ya eat jam with bread?

Filipino : Of course!

American: (Chuckling and crackling his gum between his teeth) We don't. In the States, we eat fruit at breakfast, put all the peels, seeds and leftovers into containers, recycle them into jam and sell it to the Philippines .

Filipino : Do you have *** in America ?

American: Of course, we do!

Filipino : What do you do with the condoms?

American: We throw them, of course!

Filipino : We don't. In the Philippines , we put them into containers, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gums and sell it to America.

[tingkoy13]

hahahaha.... paksit si Joe....

[taga_ipil]

hahahahahah.. nice.... LMAO

[pulchra]

hahahahahahah


sa japan pud...

japanese:. do u hav wheels?

pinoy; yes a mutlidab

japanese :...... oh multicab in japan after 3 months.. old multicab wer chop into small parts and export to the phil( bec. they are already garbage in japan) and filipinos buy them (filipinos buy garbage to japan)!

pinoy .. ah ok

pinoy... do u have wife?

japanese.: .yes.. a filipina...

pinoy :... oh in phil. ( junquera in cebu ) after 3 months all of the ladies their will migrate to japan and japanese married them ,do u know why they they migrate and marry japanese guy?

japanese: no... why?

pinoy: bec in phil. bitches ar already garbage and migrate to japan to ge t ur money


ahahahahha

[iamcreamier]

nyahahahaha...even naka.read nako aneh...funny gihapon basahon balik...waaaaah!...PINOY jud oh, dili paalkanse...hehehe.

[boylaang]

dili jd palupg ang pinoy kahit saan sulok ng mundo pinoy ako pinoy tayo!!!!!!!

[pink_baby_f]

dili jd palupg ang pinoy kahit saan sulok ng mundo pinoy ako pinoy tayo!!!!!!!

korek... palaban ning mga pinoy!!! ^_^

[firebasefury]

naka basa nako ani diri somewhere sa humor section pero nice gihapon basahon hehe funny

[elaimakulai]

haha so meaning mao ang gum iya gi kaon kay condom...LOL

[toothfairy7]

hahhahaha nice one