Old lady

[pardohanon]

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A little old lady is walking down the street , dragging two plastic garbage bags with her , one in each hand . There's a hole in one of the bags , and every once in a while a $20 bill is flying out of to the pavement.
Noticing this , a policeman stops her...."Ma'am,there are $20 bills falling out of that bag..."
"Damn!" says the old lady...."I'd better go back and see if I can still find some.Thanks for warning !"
"Well,now , not so fast ," says the cop."How did you gett all that money? Did you steal it ?"
"Oh , no," says the little old lady ."You see , my back yard backs up to the parking lot of the football stadium . Each time there's a game , a lot of fans come and pee in the bushes , right into my flower beds ! So , I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper , and each time someone sticks his little thingie through the bushes , I say :$20 or off it comes !"
"Hey,not a bad idea !" laughs the cop . "OK , good luck! By the way , what's in the other bag!"
"Well" , says the old lady , "not all of them pay up...."

[jlr90]

ouch...hahahah.. good times...

[iamcreamier]

nyahahaha...nice one!...gaba sa mga patakag ihi...nyaahaha!

[azland]

aahahahahaha!! kamatay.. OUCH gyud... bye bye birdy kong dili mo bayad...

[ghostlyprincess]

luOodaaa.HAHA

[wootwoot]

maypa mag tukod cya tapsilogan sa ila nya longsilog ra ang naa sa menu..hahahahha

[rjdc_23]

maypa mag tukod cya tapsilogan sa ila nya longsilog ra ang naa sa menu..hahahahha

wa lay itlog ang longsilog. ahahahahah.

[nulbaX]

dah! dah! dah! hala cge pataka pag pangihi..hahaha mao nay geingon bawal umihi dito,aso lang ang pwde! LOL!

[tania]

soup number 5! lansiao....whahahahaha

[popoy2]

hahaha..lansiao gyud ^^