School humor and bloopers...

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we all need a good laugh!!!

Story#1:
During history class, our teacher asked a classmate: “Do you know Rizal?” Our smart aleck classmate answered, “Ma’am, not personally.”

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“The brain of stupid people have two sides: The LEFT side, where nothing is right, and the RIGHT side where nothing is left.”

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Teacher talking to student: “What do you think is the biggest problem facing the youth now?” Student: “Drugs po.” Teacher: (impressed) “Okey, bakit mo nasabing drugs?” Student: “Ang mahal, eh!”

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This is my original quote/poem for my ethics class which earned me an UNO: “‘Good is good’ is not good. ‘Bad is not bad’ is not bad. Good is bad, bad is gud. This is good…it ain’t bad.

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My math teacher said that we needed a 5×8 index card, and my classmate asked what color should it be. He said: “Any color, basta white!”

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GURO: “Jun, bakit mo laging nilalawayan ang ulo mo tuwing may klase tayo?” JUN: “Kasi po, narinig ko pong sinabi ni inay kay itay, basain daw ng laway ang ulo pag ayaw pumasok!”

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During one exam, my teacher said: “Cover your papers, or your classmates will copy your wrong answers.”

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Our HS class adviser was telling us the importance of having a class picture when my classmate said: “Oo nga, Ma’am, para masasabi natin kunwari, ‘Uy, tamo ‘tong si Andrew ngayon engineer na! Or, ‘Si Lily, ngayon teacher na!’ Or ‘Si George, ngayon piloto na!’” Sabay sabat ng isa pang kaklase: “Or, uy, tignan mo noon si Ma’am o! Ngayon…patay na!”

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I read it in a billboard back in high school & it went: “If you fail to prepare, then prepare to fail.”

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Math Teacher: “Juan, kung may 2 anak ako sa unang asawa, 3 sa pangalawang asawa, at 4 sa pangatlo, meron akong…ano?” Juan: “Kalandian, ma’am! Ang landi niyo ma’am!”