A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book,and noticed
he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his
collar that way. The man, a priest, said;

" I am a Father. "
The little boy replied, " My Daddy is a father and HE doesn't wear his
collar like that. "

The priest looked up from his book and answered " I am the Father of many.
"

The boy said, " My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and 2 grandchildren and he
doesn't wear his collar that way. "

The priest, getting a little impatient, said, " I am the Father of
hundreds, " and went back to reading his book.

The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and
said, " Maybe you should wear your pants backwards instead of your collar.