God Angrily Clarifies 'Don't Kill' Rule

**ta3** · 11-25-2008, 02:14 AM

Don't kill

Old article but still good.

**chad_tukes** · 11-25-2008, 02:29 AM

nice link. God even killed it.

**ta3** · 11-25-2008, 02:35 AM

hehehe...don't know why istorya change the theonion into *...

well here's the complete link.

http://www.the onion.com/content/node/28151

just remove the space( ) bet. the and onion.

**Breadfox** · 11-25-2008, 11:09 AM

wow, the onion

same news source that brought this

YouTube - The Onion: Army Holds Annual Bring Your Daughter To War Day

and this:

YouTube - The Onion: 'Gays Too Precious To Risk In Combat'

**tripwire** · 11-27-2008, 05:07 AM

Well, if you all know that God has angels - An Army of them!

Angels that will go to war to preserve peace - I mean by peace, they have to KILL in order for peace to prosper. Thus the 6th commandment sometimes generates a bigger issue. Who knows exactly who should be killed or murder or not? In any sense, when you eat meat... you have to kill that animal for us to eat. Now, does this command forbid all killing?

**Resurgence** · 11-28-2008, 04:05 AM

Originally Posted by tripwire

Well, if you all know that God has angels - An Army of them!

Angels that will go to war to preserve peace - I mean by peace, they have to KILL in order for peace to prosper. Thus the 6th commandment sometimes generates a bigger issue. Who knows exactly who should be killed or murder or not? In any sense, when you eat meat... you have to kill that animal for us to eat. Now, does this command forbid all killing?

That's 1 of the reasons i'm a vegetarian ^___^

**akosabni** · 12-01-2008, 07:05 AM

ok god, no killing

how about fighting, can we fight in your name without killing? is that ok with you?

**munzter666** · 12-01-2008, 01:50 PM

Originally Posted by tripwire

Well, if you all know that God has angels - An Army of them!

Angels that will go to war to preserve peace - I mean by peace, they have to KILL in order for peace to prosper. Thus the 6th commandment sometimes generates a bigger issue. Who knows exactly who should be killed or murder or not? In any sense, when you eat meat... you have to kill that animal for us to eat. Now, does this command forbid all killing?

well the lawmaker isnt bound to its laws...

talk about equality ,eh!?haha

its pretty much the same with video games...GOD MODE, one neat cheat.

**tripwire** · 12-01-2008, 10:12 PM

Originally Posted by munzter666

well the lawmaker isnt bound to its laws...

talk about equality ,eh!?haha

its pretty much the same with video games...GOD MODE, one neat cheat.

I agree with your thoughts sir. There is no such thing as "equality" either. If there is, we could be all gods.

**desertfox** · 12-01-2008, 10:46 PM

Originally Posted by Resurgence

That's 1 of the reasons i'm a vegetarian ^___^

OT: Oh...Like you don't kill those plants for food?

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