Virginity like
>
> bubble, one prick, all gone.
>
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>
> Man who run in
>
> front of car get tired.
>
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

>
> Man who run behind
>
> car get exhausted.
>
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>
> Man with hand in pocket
>
> feel cocky all day.
>
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>
> Foolish man give wife grand piano,
>
> wise man give wife upright organ.
>
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>
> Man with one chopstick
>

> go hungry.
>
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>
> Man who scratch ass
>
> should not bite fingernails.
>
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>
> Man who eat many prunes
>
> get good run for money.
>
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>
> Baseball is wrong:
>
> man with four balls
>
> cannot walk.

>
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>
> War does not determine who is right,
>
> war determine who is left.
>
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>
> Wife who put husband in doghouse
>
> soon find him in cathouse.
>
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>
> Man who fight with wife all day
>
> get no piece at night.
>
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>

> It take many nails to build crib,
>
> but one screw to fill it.
>
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>
> Man who drive like hell,
>
> bound to get there.
>
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>
> Man who stand on toilet
>
> is high on pot.
>
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>
> Man who live in glass house
>
> should change clothes in basement.

>
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>
> Man who fish in other man's well
>
> often catch crabs.
>
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>
> Man who fart in church
>
> sit in own pew.
>
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>
> Crowded elevator
>
> smell different to midget.
>
> *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
> Man who go to bed with *** on mind
> often wake up
with solution in hand.