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    Default God was sued...


    source: BBC NEWS | World | Americas | Legal case against God dismissed

    A US judge has thrown out a case against God, ruling that because the defendant has no address, legal papers cannot be served.

    The suit was launched by Nebraska state senator Ernie Chambers, who said he might appeal against the ruling.

    He sought a permanent injunction to prevent the "death, destruction and terrorisation" caused by God.

    Judge Marlon Polk said in his ruling that a plaintiff must have access to the defendant for a case to proceed.

    "Given that this court finds that there can never be service effectuated on the named defendant this action will be dismissed with prejudice," Judge Polk wrote in his ruling.

    Mr Chambers cannot refile the suit but may appeal.

    'God knows everything'

    Mr Chambers sued God last year. He said God had threatened him and the people of Nebraska and had inflicted "widespread death, destruction and terrorisation of millions upon millions of the Earth's inhabitants".

    He said he would carefully consider Judge Polk's ruling before deciding whether to appeal.

    The court, Mr Chambers said, had acknowledged the existence of God and "a consequence of that acknowledgement is a recognition of God's omniscience".

    "Since God knows everything," he reasoned, "God has notice of this lawsuit."

    Mr Chambers, a state senator for 38 years, said he filed the suit to make the point that "anyone can sue anyone else, even God".

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    did i just read this article?

    oh wait...

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    ibalhin cguro ni sa HUMOR oi..

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    "Since God knows everything," he reasoned, "God has notice of this lawsuit."

    Mr Chambers, a state senator for 38 years, said he filed the suit to make the point that "anyone can sue anyone else, even God".

    pagka way mabuhat jud aning tawhana

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    i want those 2 minutes of my life back.

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    hahaha... i pity dis guy... hahahaha... senator unta pero nag binugo...

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    "Since God knows everything," he reasoned, "God has notice of this lawsuit."

    this statement comes from a paranoid, I think...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Verst Eltone View Post
    "Since God knows everything," he reasoned, "God has notice of this lawsuit."

    this statement comes from a paranoid, I think...
    If you think he's paranoid, just think about more than half of the people who put him into office in his state.

    You are, who you vote for.

    -RODION

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    Quote Originally Posted by rodsky View Post
    If you think he's paranoid, just think about more than half of the people who put him into office in his state.

    You are, who you vote for.

    -RODION
    Lol sakto jud ka bai. Lagpasa sa mga tao nibutar ani nila kung kahibaw man gani silang patulon diay ning tawhana panikkk

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    Quote Originally Posted by rodsky View Post
    If you think he's paranoid, just think about more than half of the people who put him into office in his state.

    You are, who you vote for.

    -RODION
    sayang ang majority nga ni vote niya sa iyang state in the U.S...

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