Gynecologist:
“Dr Jones at your cervix”
Septic tank truck:
“yesterday’s meals on wheels”
Plumber’s office:
“we repair what ur husband fixed”
Tire shop:
“invite us to ur next blowout”
Electrical shop:
“let us remove ur shorts”
Maternity room door: “push, push, push”
Optometrist’s clinic:
“if u don’t see what ur lookng for, u’v come to d right place”