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[cottonmouth]

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On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple are
involved in a fatal car accident.

The couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven.

While waiting, they begin to wonder: Could they possibly get married in Heaven?

When St. Peter showed up, they asked him. St. Peter says, 'I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out', and he leaves.


The couple sat and waited, and waited. Two months passed and the couple are still waiting.
As they waited, they discussed that IF they were allowed to get married in Heaven, what was the eternal aspect of it all.
'What if it doesn't work?' they wondered, 'Are we stuck together FOREVER?'

After yet another month, St. Peter finally returns, looking
somewhat bedraggled.

'Yes,' he informs the couple, 'you CAN get married in Heaven.'
'Great!' said the couple, 'But we were just wondering, what if
things don't work out?
Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?'

St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slams his clipboard onto the ground.

'What's wrong?' asked the frightened couple.

'OH, COME ON!' St. Peter shouts, 'It took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have ANY idea how long it'll take me to find a LAWYER?'

[c_cebrecus]

LOL.. that is IF there are any lawyers there

[--chubbylita--]

hahahahaha..............

[- R e y N -]

funny!!! hahahaha nalingaw ko dah

[cottonmouth]

Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears. When mother and new baby came home from the hospital Johnnie's family was invited over to see the baby. Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears. His dad also told him that if he so much as mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears he would get the smacking of his life when they came back home. Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.

When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, "What a beautiful baby."

The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnnie." Johnnie said, "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see?"

"Yes", the mother replied, "we are so thankful, the Doctor said he will have 20/20 vision."

"That's great", said Little Johnnie, "coz he'd be in trouble if he needed glasses."

[cottonmouth]

A cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl
on her new shiny bike stopped beside him.
"Nice bike," the cop said. "Did Santa bring it to you?"
"Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!"

The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a
safety violation.
The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the
back of it."

The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you've got
there sir. Did Santa bring it to you?"
"Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop.
The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa
the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top."

ani unya unta ka smart ako baby girl hehehe

[cottonmouth]

A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night when the Wife
Asks her husband to stop the car.
There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road, and she got out to see
if it was still alive.

It was, and she said to her husband, "It's nearly frozen to death. Can we
take it with us,
get it warm, and let it go in the morning?"

He says, "O.K., Get in the car with it."

"Where shall I put it to get it warm?"

He says, "Put it in between your legs. It's nice and warm there.

"But what about the smell?"

"Just hold its nose."

The man is expected to recover, but the skunk she used to beat the
@~&% out of him died at the scene.


NO harm intended ladies...just for fun

[bloke_tm]

lol, lisod jud ipangita og lawyer sa heaven..

[fight4love]

On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple are
involved in a fatal car accident.

The couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven.

While waiting, they begin to wonder: Could they possibly get married in Heaven?

When St. Peter showed up, they asked him. St. Peter says, 'I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out', and he leaves.


The couple sat and waited, and waited. Two months passed and the couple are still waiting.
As they waited, they discussed that IF they were allowed to get married in Heaven, what was the eternal aspect of it all.
'What if it doesn't work?' they wondered, 'Are we stuck together FOREVER?'

After yet another month, St. Peter finally returns, looking
somewhat bedraggled.

'Yes,' he informs the couple, 'you CAN get married in Heaven.'
'Great!' said the couple, 'But we were just wondering, what if
things don't work out?
Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?'

St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slams his clipboard onto the ground.

'What's wrong?' asked the frightened couple.

'OH, COME ON!' St. Peter shouts, 'It took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have ANY idea how long it'll take me to find a LAWYER?'

i LOL'd on this one....

[c_cebrecus]

A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night when the Wife
Asks her husband to stop the car.
There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road, and she got out to see
if it was still alive.

It was, and she said to her husband, "It's nearly frozen to death. Can we
take it with us,
get it warm, and let it go in the morning?"

He says, "O.K., Get in the car with it."

"Where shall I put it to get it warm?"

He says, "Put it in between your legs. It's nice and warm there.

"But what about the smell?"

"Just hold its nose."

The man is expected to recover, but the skunk she used to beat the
@~&% out of him died at the scene.


NO harm intended ladies...just for fun

hilarious!!! sa makasabot lng hahaha