A man died and went straight to heaven. He noticed many clocks hanging around so he asked St. Peter what are those clocks. The Saint replied "those are clocks of lies. When a person lies the hand of his clock moves. Look at this one, this is Mother Theresa's clock, it never moved, it means she did not tell any lie. This one is Abraham Lincoln's, it only moved twice."
"Remarkable!" the man said, but where's Gloria Arroyo's clock? St. Peter said "It's in Jesus' office, his using it as a ceiling fan."
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08-22-2008, 12:02 PM #1C.I.A.
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08-22-2008, 12:18 PM #2C.I.A.
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bwahahahah!!!
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heheehahehehehhahahah.
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08-26-2008, 01:11 PM #4Senior Member
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nice one. GMA should read this
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ana! calling GMA...
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08-27-2008, 07:42 PM #6Junior Member
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this is pretty damn good.. dude..
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astig doodz
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kalingaw ani...
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hahaha mao ....
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nyahahahha~~~~~~~~~~
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