A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question....
WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"
HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."
WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
WIFE: -- silence --
HUSBAND: "sh*t!!
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Thread: Re-marry
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08-21-2008, 06:18 AM #1
Re-marry
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08-21-2008, 06:58 AM #2
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
haha.. caught in the words..
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08-21-2008, 12:01 PM #3C.I.A.
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sakpan. anaon ra diay na pagdakop. try ko ni
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08-21-2008, 12:11 PM #4C.I.A.
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WIFE: would she use my clothes?
HUSBAND: Of course not, she has her own sexy clothes..
WIFE: would she use my sandals?
HUSBAND: nope! her feet are quite smaller
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08-21-2008, 12:14 PM #5
butangi... sakspan nuon....
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08-21-2008, 12:23 PM #6
@jdimpas
WIFE: would she use my clothes?
HUSBAND: Of course not, she has her own sexy clothes..
WIFE: would she use my sandals?
HUSBAND: nope! her feet are quite smaller
WIFE: would she use my make-up?
HUSBAND: Nope. I would.
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08-21-2008, 01:18 PM #7Senior Member
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hahahaha. dah! sakpan! ingon ana ra ka sayon sakpon ang mga laki na dunay lain babae!!!
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08-21-2008, 04:40 PM #8C.I.A.
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toink!..
Originally Posted by cosplay
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11-05-2009, 02:51 PM #9Junior Member
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grabe pg trap ana ra diay
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11-08-2009, 08:54 PM #10Senior Member
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toinks!! sakspan!! na carried away si hubby..hahaha!
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