Sp*rm count

[shygee]

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An 85-years-old man went to his doctor’s office to get a sperm count.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, “Take jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.”

The next day the 85-years-old man reappeared at the doctor’s office and gives him the jar. This was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked what happened and the man explained: ‘well, doc, it’s like this - first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with the left hand, but nothing.

Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, and still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with the both hands, then an armpit and she even tried squeezin’ it between her knees, but still nothing.”

The doctor was shocked! “You asked your neighbor?”

The old man replied, “Yep. And no matter what we tried, we still couldn’t get the jar open.”……..

[Motownkid]

butangeeee

[Seraph]

ahahahaa lain diay ang gi ablihan

[darkdevil]

hahhaha....

[ArCkz]

tsur na gyud na

[DEStRucto]

HWAHAHAH@!@@@

jar.... omg

[charmedlexa]

nyeeeeee!! sus.. naproblema jud ngita tah to lain.... ahahahaha... ang jar jud nakaingon!!

[-shinobi-]

bogo nga doctor hogot di kaayo pag ka sira ang jar. tsk tsk tsk

[r3roble]

lainag huna-huna sa doctor oi... pareha man mi... lol...

[Rooted]

nimels. ngano wa na lang ganit laing jar...