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    Default In-flight announcements


    Airline Cabin Announcements: All too rarely, airline attendants make an
    effort to make the in flight 'safety lecture' and announcements a bit more
    entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported:

    CONTINENTAL AIRLINES
    On a Continental Flight with a very 'senior' flight attendant crew, the
    pilot said, 'Ladies and gentlemen, we've reached cruising altitude and
    will
    be turning down the cabin lights. This is for your comfort and to enhance
    the appearance of
    your flight attendants.'


    JAPANAIR LINES
    'In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, masks will descend from
    the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If
    you have a small child traveling with you, secure your mask before
    assisting with theirs. If you are traveling with more than one small child,
    pick your
    favorite.'


    BRITISH AIRWAYS
    'As you exit the plane, make sure to gather all of your belongings.
    Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight
    attendants. Please do not leave children or spouses.'


    AMERICAN AIRLINES
    Overheard on an American Airlines flight into Amarillo, Texas, on a
    particularly windy and bumpy day: During the final approach, the Captain
    was really having to fight it. After an extremely hard landing, the Flight
    Attendant said, 'Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Amarillo.Please remain in
    your seats with your
    seat belts fastened while the Captain taxis what's
    left of our airplane to the gate!'


    QANTAS AIRWAYS
    Another flight attendant's comment on a less than perfect landing: 'We
    ask
    you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroobounces us to the terminal.'


    NORTHWEST AIRLINES
    After a particularly rough landing during thunderstorms in Memphis,
    a
    flight attendant on a Northwest flight announced, 'Please take care when
    opening the overhead compartments because, after a landing like that, sure
    as hell everything has shifted.'



    PHILIPPINE AIRLINES
    We're now preparing to land at San Francisco International Airport. Kindly
    straighten up your seats, turn off all electronic gadgets, pull up your
    window shades and buckle up for safety. We hope you enjoyed flying with us
    as much as we did.

    Sa wikang atin po, tayo po ay papalapag na sa paliparang pangkalawakang
    internasyonal ng San
    Francisco. Paalala po lamang sa ating mga kababayan --
    ang mga unan, kumot, headset at iba pang kagamitan sa eroplano ay di po
    kasama sa pasalubong.

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    funny... true bitaw pud na ke sumtyms mga pinoys mahilig ug pandala ug mga gamit like sa plane, hotels etc... hahaha

  3. #3
    btaw true gyud ni

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