Court Humor... They said WHAT???

[makathy]

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COURT HUMOR

These are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken
down and published by court reporters-who had the torment of staying
calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.

[makathy]

Q: Are you sexually active?
A: No, I just lie there.

[makathy]

Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July fifteenth.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.

[makathy]

Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

[makathy]

Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
A: Yes.
Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
A: I forget.
Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that
you've forgotten?

[makathy]

Q: How old is your son, the one living with you?
A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
Q: How long has he lived with you?
A: Forty-five years.

[makathy]

Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke
up that morning?
A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.

[makathy]

Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo
or the occult?
A: We both do.
Q: Voodoo?
A: We do.
Q: You do?
A: Yes, voodoo.

[makathy]

Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep,
he doesn't know about it until the next morning?

[makathy]

Q: Can you describe the individual?
A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Q: Was this a male, or a female?