The Divorce Letter..hihihi

[bumble.buyog]

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Dear wife:

I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didn't even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don't tell me you love me anymore; you don't want *** or anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you're cheating on me oryou don't love me anymore; whatever! the case, I'm gone.

Your EX-Husband
P.S. don't try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!


Dear Ex-Husband

Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you've been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping. Too bad that doesn't work. I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was 'You look just like a girl!' Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can't say something nice, I didn't comment. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & ; I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning. After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason, I guess.
I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won't get a dime from me.

So take care.

Signed,
Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!

P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl.

I hope that's not a problem.



TOINK!

[xanne_818]

hahahahaha

[lairy_fights]

HAHA You go girl!

[Ljane]

hahahahaha, na unsa carl d 2, kadimalas jud tawn sa bana

[ink_jett]

hahahahha.next time, check the bank account before leaving

[glenda_stjohn]

dah tagam!!!

[glenda_stjohn]

hehehe naintriga lang ko sa "silk boxers"... ganahan and musuot pod d.i mog silk guys??

[winwin]

Baliktad mn ang characters ana... Ang wife mn to nakipagfdivorce. Read the conversation well and you'll see that it's a girl talking in the first part and sa second part kay klaro nga guy.

[mypoinky]

hahahaha...dah...gud luck....be happy with carl...hahaha

[samurai-xyz]

hahahah....saerns