Dan Torres froom BICOL ga TNT sa states
(at the grocery)
CASHIER: Visa or Mastercard?
DAN: (kulbaan) gipangitaan ko ug visa!!! (gadali ride sa car but he needs gas)
GASBOY: pay first!!
DAN: (gi nerbiyos) patay! PAPERS kuno!! ( run to the phone booth to call home)
OPERATOR: AT & T.. can I help you?
DAN (namuti) kabalo sila TNT ko!! (gipaningot nigawas sa booth)
KANO: are you done?
DAN: hasta ako ngalan kabalo sila!!!

KANO: tourist?
DAN: huh? apelyido na ko kabalo gihapon?!!
KANO: be cool!!!
DAN: hasta probinsya?
nakuyapan c Dan oi....