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    Default The Sermon


    A minister was completing a temperance sermon.
    With great emphasis he said, ' if i had all the beer in the world,
    I'd take it and pour into the river."

    With even greater emphasis he said, 'if i had all the wine in the world,
    I'd take it and pour into the river'

    And then finally shaking his fist in the air, he said, ' and if i had all the whiskey in the world,
    I'd take it and pour into the river'

    Sermon complete, he sat down.

    The song leader stood very cautiously and announced
    with a smile, nearly laughing, " for our closing song,
    let us sing Hymn #365, Shall We Gather at the River.

  2. #2
    hehe ok lang siya hehe

  3. #3
    hahaha...timing!

  4. #4
    and more to come

  5. #5
    Hehe next sermon please

  6. #6
    yehey!

    mka kita na jd ko og isda nga hubog ani.

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