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    Talking Weeeet Weeeew!


    A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation, and every once in a while the lights would turn off. Each time this happens, the place would erupt into cheers.

    However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent.

    She walked up to the bartender, and asked, “May I please use the restroom?”
    The bartender replied, “OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf.”
    “Well, in that case, I’ll just look the other way,”said the nun.

    So the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant. After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause.

    She went to the bartender and said, “Sir, I don’t understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?”
    “Well, now they know you’re one of us,” said the bartender, “Would you like a drink?”
    “No thank you, but, I still don’t understand,” said the puzzled nun.
    “You see,” laughed the bartender, “every time someone lifts the fig leaf on that statue, the lights go out. Now, how about that drink?”

  2. #2
    hehehe,.. naughty pud d i c mader,.. hehe

  3. #3
    down it mother! down it.. haha

  4. #4
    hahaha... ang uban wa kasabot =)

  5. #5
    lol...noti si sister!!!

  6. #6
    on the contrary si ATE ky curious lang...

  7. #7
    Bitaw bitaw, unsa man jud na shya..

  8. #8
    oi si sister gus2 sad motan aw..hehehe

  9. #9
    curious au si sister oi...unsa kha iya nakit an noh?hihi

  10. #10
    intawn uy na curious pud cya..hehee...

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