Ano sa...? Fun Lines Balikbayan Box Green Jokes Okey Lang, atbp. Quip

[osbournecafe]

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One day, Cory, Erap and FVR were hostaged by the Abu Sayaff. Before they were about to be executed, they were permitted to eat. While eating, FVR thought of a clever idea. If they were to think of a calamity before they were shot, they would scare the Abu Sayaff and they would have a chance to escape.

First to be shot was FVR:
The Abu Sayaff counted. 1,2,..
Before he was shot he shouted, "Typhoon, typhoon!!"
Then the Abu Sayaff ran into cover letting FVR to Escape.

Second was Cory:
The Abu Sayaff counted. 1,2..
Before she was shot she shouted, "Tornado, tornado!!"
Then the Abu Sayaff ran for cover letting Cory escape.

Then came Erap's turn:
The Abu Sayaff counted. 1,2..
Then Erap said, "Fire, fire!!"

Erap was shot dead while the other two escaped.

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[alyanna_luv]

gagoy...

[k-bai]

Pagkabogo jud.. Patay nuon...

[keczianthei]

erap jd oi.. lol

[ram_hot]

another Erap jokes...

[cosplay]

They thought he was too excited to be shot.

[bhugoi]

hahahahahahaha

[crybaby_p]

nagpataka man lng gud..

[pAliTi.kO]

mao jud..erap jud!!haRhaAr..

[popoy2]

bogoa oie...patay nuon.hahaha