A man suspected his wife for seeing another man,
So he hired the famous Chinese detective, Chen Lee, to watch and report any
activities while he was gone. A few days later, he received this report:
MOST HONOLABLE SIR:
YOU LEAVE HOUSE
I WATCH HOUSE
HE COME TO HOUSE. I WATCH
HE AND SHE LEAVE HOUSE. I FOLLOW.
HE AND SHE GO IN HOTEL. I CLIMB TREE.
I LOOK IN WINDOW.
HE KISS SHE. SHE KISS HE.
HE STRIP SHE. SHE STRIP HE.
HE PLAY WITH SHE. SHE PLAY WITH HE.
I PLAY WITH ME. I FALL OUT OF TREE. I NO SEE.
NO FEE.
CHEN LEE.
SOLLEE. !!!!!