1.
Fearful Leader (
Dux Timeris)
Favourite saying: “Can somebody help me please? Anybody?â€
2.
Dux Fulvus Nasus
Favourite saying: “I was talking to the boss this morning. Wonderful man!â€
3.
The Paragon of all the Virtues (
Dux Magnifica)
Favourite saying: “Follow me lads; I know what I am doing!â€
4.
Cave Man (
Dux Dictatorialis)
Favourite saying: “I think you’ll find that James T. Kirk never said, ‘Beam me up Scotty.’ The nearest he got was, ‘Scotty beam me up!’â€
5.
The Dictator (
Dux Dictatorialis)
Favourite saying: “Come on, get with the program!â€
6.
Leader of Nothing and Nobody (
Dux Nihilistica)
Favourite saying: He doesn’t have one; there’s nobody to talk to.
7.
The Best Mate (
Dux Amicus Bonissimus)
Favourite saying: “Why does everybody hate me?â€
8.
The Reluctant Leader (
Dux Reluctantis)
Favourite saying: “If that’s okay with you...â€
9.
The Lesser Leader (
Dux Minoris)
Favourite saying: “Illegitimi non carborundum...†and he has the T-shirt to prove it.
10.
The Serious Team Leader (
Dux Severus)
Favourite saying: “We run a tight ship here.â€
This typifies the arrogance of the breed. Adopting the “Royal We†is always a sign that things are going to the bad.