If you had died and at heaven's gate and God asks you "Why should I let you in?"

[Rastaman311]

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If you had died and at heaven's gate and God asks you "Why should I let you in?"

Because I believe in you, im not like other people in the istoryans forum God that they say you don't exist dili nlang ko mention sa name niya God kay bag-o rako nag conffess ni padre Damaso... let me be one of your angels, im still a virgin anywayz... wahahahha

[mr.ho_chia2]

here's a historical fact...seriously:
During the Albigensian Crusade, when Inquisitors/Crusaders asked the Pope's representative on how to distinguish between the heretics from the true believers, the reply was: "Kill them all, God will know His own". evil

I posit that believers have a tendency to be more immoral because they could commit heinous acts in the expectation that they will be rewarded in heaven.

Let me guess..........
So, Its better not to believe in GOD otherwise we're all be psycho murderers, right?

such a definitive premonition..........

[christa]

LORD, hahay..di man jud ko buotan.. makasasala man jud ko...

nagpaka-taw ko LORD..

ug wa ko kalimot na ikaw ang ginoo..

u alone knows what is in my heart.. need i say more?

[mr.ho_chia2]

OMNI baloney!! so much for omni-max if he asks that one

here's a scene from a movie yet to be made (warning this movie is not yet rated)

AC: why do you ask that question? i thought you know everything...
G: shhhhhh, ayaw pa halata...sila ray ga pa uso ana.

AC:what da...you speak bisaya to!?
G: *points at houskeeper---bisaya

AC: uhmmmm, can i use your bathroom?
G: sure

*AC sh*ts at the urinal and yells "i'm the anti-christ beee-yetch!)

Whoa...... you hate GOD that much? i can see that your heart is angered when it comes to GOD, i hope it don't extend beyond it though.

[SioDenz]

LORD, hahay..di man jud ko buotan.. makasasala man jud ko...

nagpaka-taw ko LORD..

ug wa ko kalimot na ikaw ang ginoo..

u alone knows what is in my heart.. need i say more?

Reverse Psychology ha? NICE try!

[chipper_buy]

reverse psychology...it could work just maybe..hehehehe

[peg]

present lang ang ID.. Naa man gate pass.
NO ID. NO entry.

[chipper_buy]

nya unsaon man nga ni expire naman ang ako id..pwede mag pa renew?

[shimiyu]

pasudla ko Lord kay si Jesus akong I.D. Period.


OT: psst, mang-hatag ko'g siomai... seriously!

[chipper_buy]

OT: asa man ka dapit ?...labon la pako kaon dah