Merged: Jokes

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i'll rate that 10/10 ....

[ares623]

A MBA and an Engineer go on a camping trip, set up
their tent,and fell asleep.

Some hours later, the Engineer wakes his MBA friend. "
Look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

The MBA replies, "I see millions of stars."

The Engineer asks "What does that tell you?"

The MBA ponders for a minute :
"Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are
millions of galaxies and potentially billions of
planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter
past three.
Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful
and we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful
day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"

The Engineer is silent for a moment, then
speaks. "Practically...Someone has stolen our tent".

[ronz-x]

doktor nag-experimento sa usa ka tambayawan......

Tambayan = a six legged spider... kanang makit-an sa balay nga magbuhat og dagko nga lawa-lawa..!!!

[ronz-x]

gi-putlan sa doktor og 1 ka tiil ang tambayawan.....

[ronz-x]

DOKTOR: lakaw tambayawan,! lakaw !!!

[ronz-x]

Og tuod man ang tambayawan ni kamang..!!!!

[ronz-x]

OBSERVATION no. 1: ang tambawayan maka-lakaw og lima lamang ka tiil

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giputlan na sad sa doktor ang tambayawan og laing duha ka tiil....


so 3 na lang ka tiil...

[ronz-x]

DOKTOR: lakaw tambayawan,! lakaw !!!

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Og tuod man ang tambayawan ni kamang..!!!!