I'm melting...
Can you please hand me the light?
I am the moon's spawn...oh shove it...
Where's my heart?
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07-28-2004, 11:34 AM #501The Noble Savage
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Re: Mindless Thoughts............
وليس هناك كعكه ، والكعكه هو كذبة.
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07-28-2004, 12:11 PM #502 Re: Mindless Thoughts............
You tried and you failed. lesson is, NEVER TRY..
I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I'm perfect.
is tuna really Chicken?
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07-28-2004, 12:32 PM #503 Re: Mindless Thoughts............
Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?
Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from *****s?
If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?
If you died on the International Dateline, and half of you were on 1 side and the other half on the other side, what day would you die?
Can angels eat devils food cake?
If I think, and therefore I am, am I just a thought?...a scribble perhaps...hahaha..
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07-28-2004, 01:31 PM #504The Noble Savage
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Re: Mindless Thoughts............
To those who have chronic bad breath:
- Stay away from rotten chicken they put in the dumpsters, and for fresher breath, suck on a rock.وليس هناك كعكه ، والكعكه هو كذبة.
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07-28-2004, 05:18 PM #505 Re: Mindless Thoughts............
My mind works like lightning... one brilliant flash and it's gone.
I've discovered that I often visit the state of confusion, and I know my way around pretty well.
Hey! why don't you smile, everyone loves a *****.
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07-28-2004, 05:30 PM #506 Words to Ponder
"Dying is just nature's way of saying 'Hey! Your not alive anymore!'"
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07-28-2004, 06:37 PM #507C.I.A.
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"IT TAKES A BIG MAN TO CRY...BUT IT TAKES A BIGGER MAN TO LAUGH AT THAT MAN"
sa nakasabot lang..
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07-28-2004, 07:24 PM #508C.I.A.
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honesty is the best policy
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07-28-2004, 08:29 PM #509C.I.A.
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"i may be a slow walker but i keep on walking"
-Johnny Walker
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07-29-2004, 07:26 AM #510 Re: Mindless Thoughts............
"Suicide Hotline...please hold."
Love is:
A. A very nice emotion that I will tell you about at length when I have some free time
B. Something I may feel toward someone, but shouldn’t have to talk on and on about
C. What makes life worth living when there's no rootbeer or any alcoholic beverages
D. Politics and intrigue on the personal level
E. You tell me!
aaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrggghhhh!!!
hAS ANYONE SEEN MY cAPSLOCK KEY
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