Ipost inyo pinaka.corny na jokes..hehe

[s2dyante1991]

AKONG LOLO DATU
Lalaki: Ang akong lolo mas datu kaysa imong lolo kai tulo ka buok iyang swimming pool.
Babae: Nganong na ingon ana mana?
Lalake: ang usa ka swimming pool kai bugnaw, ang usa kay init, ug ang usa kai para sa dil khibalo mo langoy.
Babae:Ahhh...mas datu pa aqng lolo kai duha kabuok iyang balay.
Lalaki: Nganong duha mn iyng balay?
Babae: Kay ang usa para sa iya, ug ang usa para sa anay.

PANGIT UG HUBOG
Pangit: palahubog! wai uwaw!
Hubog: pangit imong nawong.
Pangit: ikaw, wlai adlaw nga dili ka mahubog!
Hubog: hihihi...maypa ning hubog kai inig panamin nq inig buntag huwasan na. Pero ang pangit kung manamin inig buntag; murag hubog.

KINI MGA GUYS...
Dodong: Day papalita gud kog bahalina apili lng pud ug pepsi.
Tindero: Dong o...nia mai hubog padong sud sa pinday na padulong dinhi sa tindahan, ako ning pangutan.on beh. (mi.abot ang hubog) Ikaw unsa mn sad ang imoha?
Hubog: Pa pa li ta sad ko ug ba ha la na...a pili lng pud ug pisti.
Tindero: unswah?

DAKOP
CTOM: Dong ari diri...diri daun.
Lalaki:Unsa mai problema sir?
CTOM:Wla ka nag.helmet.
Lalaki: Grabeha sad ning sir ui! Ngano man lage 2 ghapon imong g.dakop nga nag helmet man 2?
CTOM: Wala man toy motor!

BINILANGGO
Warden: nahibong jud ko nmo Pedro?
Pedro: ngano man noy?
Warden: Pila naka ka buwan diri sa bilangguan? wla juy ning du.aw nimo? Wla ba kai mga paryente? mga igsu.on? ug mga amigo?
Pedro: Naa man noy.
Warden: nganong wla man sila nidu.aw nimo?
Pedro: Ang2x sir...naa man sila tanan diri sa billangguan.

[kjimz]

GMA: Sorry na-late ako. Grabe ang brownout sa makati. 1 hour kami sa elevator
Erap: Mas grabe ang brown out sa San Juan. 2hours mi ni jinggoy sa escalator!

hAhA...bOpOLz jUd..!

[kamikaze_007]

..kani2x..

Pacman: nay, ilan Liters meron sa 4000mL Coke?

Dionisia: 4 Liters

Pacman: 4? sure nay?

Dionisia: yes bibi!
Liter C
Liter O
Liter K
Liter E

.....

[linkinmark090791]

..kani2x..

Pacman: nay, ilan Liters meron sa 4000mL Coke?

Dionisia: 4 Liters

Pacman: 4? sure nay?

Dionisia: yes bibi!
Liter C
Liter O
Liter K
Liter E

.....

At least sakto! Dba?!

[marv25]

mga bro and sis naa ko share ninyo na question na joke!!!

its about the business man..

Every morning he reports at his office at exactly 8 a.m.

so from his house he took his car with a driver obcourse
to his office. but instead of going to the elevator door he always wait
for his driver to accompany him to the 14th floor, thats were his office is.

until one day his driver was sick and his late for work
he took a cab going to work, when he reach the elevetor door he pressed
the botton marks ,up, the elevator's door opened, (but remember his
office is at the 14 floor ) he enter the elevator and noticed that his alone, pressed the botton says 10th
floor, and he get out the elavator and took the stairs all way to his office...

the question is. why he pressed the elevator botton at the 10th floor and took the stairs??

while if his with his driver the elevator reach until his floor the 14thfloor.....

ANSWER namo mga Bro......

naa pa'y continuation ani. if it's raining, maka-abot sya sa 14th floor kung wala ang driver. why?

[Artoy]

kay naa mn payong...