Ipost inyo pinaka.corny na jokes..hehe

[peewee_toot]

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Laughing My Ass Off -----> murag mao na meaning

ah!

now i know

hehehehe

tnx!^_^

[guybusted]

mga bro and sis naa ko share ninyo na question na joke!!!

its about the business man..

Every morning he reports at his office at exactly 8 a.m.

so from his house he took his car with a driver obcourse
to his office. but instead of going to the elevator door he always wait
for his driver to accompany him to the 14th floor, thats were his office is.

until one day his driver was sick and his late for work
he took a cab going to work, when he reach the elevetor door he pressed
the botton marks ,up, the elevator's door opened, (but remember his
office is at the 14 floor ) he enter the elevator and noticed that his alone, pressed the botton says 10th
floor, and he get out the elavator and took the stairs all way to his office...

the question is. why he pressed the elevator botton at the 10th floor and took the stairs??

while if his with his driver the elevator reach until his floor the 14thfloor.....

ANSWER namo mga Bro......

[tetetfornea]

unsa man ang "btaw" kung ang "lmao" laughing my ass off?

[skulot]

mga bro and sis naa ko share ninyo na question na joke!!!

its about the business man..

Every morning he reports at his office at exactly 8 a.m.

so from his house he took his car with a driver obcourse
to his office. but instead of going to the elevator door he always wait
for his driver to accompany him to the 14th floor, thats were his office is.

until one day his driver was sick and his late for work
he took a cab going to work, when he reach the elevetor door he pressed
the botton marks ,up, the elevator's door opened, (but remember his
office is at the 14 floor ) he enter the elevator and noticed that his alone, pressed the botton says 10th
floor, and he get out the elavator and took the stairs all way to his office...

the question is. why he pressed the elevator botton at the 10th floor and took the stairs??

while if his with his driver the elevator reach until his floor the 14thfloor.....

ANSWER namo mga Bro......

ambot.. liboga ani oi.. hehehe
naa sila sa club ultima? hehehehe

[pepau]

putot cya mao 10 ra taman iya makab ot.. ehehehe

[cp103]

father tierd from work asked his son to get a softdrink for him, take note that the father is already very thirsty....

father: dong, plihug ko kuha ug softdrinks beh.
son:coke o pepsi?
father: coke lang dong
son: bottle o can?
father: bottle(starting to get frustrated)
son: straw o baso?
father:animal ka bataa ka, tubig nlng oi.
son:mineral o gripo?
fatheriste ni bataa ni, bunalan tika ana silhig ron...
son: tukog o lanot?

bwahahahaha

[peewee_toot]

TINDERO: barato na kaayo! relo nga water resistant! palit na mo!

BUYER: pwede testingan?

TINDERO: cge! ibutang ang relo sa tubig.

BUYER: wala na lage ni tuyok ang relo?

TINDERO: automatic na nga relo, ni utong na cya.

[skadiboy]

korny mo tsong

[skadiboy]

Bantot

Isang Misis ang pakanta kanta pa habang naliligo ng biglang nag brown out. Sa kabila ng lahat pinagpa2loy pa rin niya ang paliligo at pilit kinapa yun face towel ng makuha niya ito ay pinunas niya sa kanyang katawan at mukha subalit me napansin cyang kakaibang amoy sa towel. Tinawag niya c Inday. " Inday, Inday halika nga dito bakit ganito ang amoy ng face towel ang bantot bantot. Habang c Inday ay papalapit sa banyo na may hawak na kandila. Sabi Inday "eh Ma'am pano pong di babantot ang hawak nyo eh PANTY nyo pong gamit na ang ginamit nyo.

wekeke Shocked

[skulot]

mga bro and sis naa ko share ninyo na question na joke!!!

its about the business man..

Every morning he reports at his office at exactly 8 a.m.

so from his house he took his car with a driver obcourse
to his office. but instead of going to the elevator door he always wait
for his driver to accompany him to the 14th floor, thats were his office is.

until one day his driver was sick and his late for work
he took a cab going to work, when he reach the elevetor door he pressed
the botton marks ,up, the elevator's door opened, (but remember his
office is at the 14 floor ) he enter the elevator and noticed that his alone, pressed the botton says 10th
floor, and he get out the elavator and took the stairs all way to his office...

the question is. why he pressed the elevator botton at the 10th floor and took the stairs??

while if his with his driver the elevator reach until his floor the 14thfloor.....

ANSWER namo mga Bro......

unsa man answer ani oi??