Istorya ni Inday

[deathrow]

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graveh ka naman dai... bakit naman nagin' katulong ka?

[kyuusai]

Inaral ng Amo ni Inday ang dictionary para may pangtapat na siya kay inday...

Amo: so Inday, tell me.. how do you accept the fact that you are just a mere “Chambermaid” in this extravaganza mansion..?

Inday: Una camarera.? Eres tan pathetic. La unica razon que inscribi tu casa es porque nada esta sucediendo dentro de tu casa cuasi- agradable. Quisiera traer una poca clase en este hogar pero conjeturo que no puedo porque esta casa es fea.

Amo: Buuwesett..!!! *$#&@%......

[box2joe]

naa sad lagi ni diri! abi nko sa txt ra ni. lingawa ani oi! hehehehe

[love2travel]

@kyuusai: nosebleed!

[raul julia]

:mrgreen:

[christa]

wahahahaha!

wa lang japopn ka-tupong ang amo ni inday..

hehehe..

[jiro]

You forgot this...

RESUME ni INDAY
Work Experience:
3 years, Household Service Manager (katulong), Mr. & Mrs. Montemayor
Name: Inocencia Binayubay
Nickname: Inday
Age: 18
Parents: Aling Seling at Mang Andoy

Educational Background
College: La Salle Zobel 2nd year (scholar)
Highschol: P. Gomez High School (Valedictorian, Best in English)
Elementary: Sta. Monica Elementary School (Valedictorian, Best in Dancing)


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--- After a few days in working with Amo - Feeling homesick

"I stay awake in the coldness of the darkened sky contemplating why,
for some reasons, has my emptiness made itself manifest, extending to
that niche where I was given life and growth, that because of
austerity I was made separated from…"

Thinking about dodong....
"I am solitary. I find it hard to succumb into slumber, though the
downpour of rain should've made it easy. This exuberant emotional glue
I have for you, cannot be simply washed away. The multiplicity of what
I feel for you is inevitable. This isn't platonic. It's real, true
romance."


after dumaan ang basurero - nainis si labandera.
Labandera:

"In this world, what you orate gives a reflection of your inner self,
your soul...

Though I have nothing against your wisdom and philosophical
approaches, it seems that i see a certain clash between our
thoughts and your projected manners.

You seem to be flacid sometimes a propos the way you establish a
persiflage, and honestly it gives ennui to my work now making
me an otiose person..."


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Amo: Inday bumili ka nga ng mga isda.. o nga pla inglesira ka… would
you please purchase many fishes for our this week's meals?

Inday: Judging from your statement I believe you meant a variety of
fish. The term "fishes", although rarely and even erroneously used,
connotes a plethora or an array of different kinds of the
aforementioned gilled creatures. But the more pressing questions
before I traveresed the road to the wet market would be: What certain
type of fish? Fillet or not? Frozen or just right smack the day's
catch? (Pauses) Aaah… by manner of careful extrapolation, given the
meager budget in this houshold's quasi-peasant middle class taste, I
assume then I will source the staple "galewng-gowng" . Am I correct?

Amo: Leche!

Inday: You meant the freshwater milkfish? Then the "ba-ngooz" is it!

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Amo: Inday kung bakit walang "kangkong" sa nilutong
sinigang

"Heavy fire that exerted by the stimulus affect the best conductor of
heat which is the steel, causing the "oriza sativa" which is the
scientific name of rice to change its state of color, smell as well as
the taste."

amo: nosebleed


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si Inday, pinapaalis ang makulit na pulubi sa gate…
"Off you go! Under no circumstance this house would relent to such
unabashed display of vagrant destitution!"

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After Junior may bukol sa ulo, she sent a letter back home. wrote:

"Dear Mom,

Had it not been for the smelling salt, I must have collapsed moment
ago. Junior has become a little monster to me. Remember the head
accident he had? As if it wasn't enough, he was summoned by the
principal of his shabbily run academe. Oh such an erudite bunch of
baboons! I never thought being a governess can be such a strenuous
employ.

Your daughter,
Inday"


"Dear Inday,

Walanghiya ka! Magpadala ka ng pera! Nasa ospital nanay mo, dumugo ang
ilong kababasa ng pesteng sulat mo!

Tatay"

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during interview
Negotiating the price. - asking for raise
"In accordance to the Labor Law of the Republic of the Philippines,
all services rendered should be given just compensation...

"In relation, it is mandated by law than an incentive be given
according to the length of his/her service in the said establishment
or in this residence."

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amo ayaw isama si inday sa Enchanted Kingdom

but sir...
"Dont limit my capacity in the four corners of this luxurious abode.
Expose me to the real challenges of the outside world.

"I want to grow as an individual with dynamic experience"


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AMO: Inday! nabalitaan mo ba ang nangyari kay Mang Tomas? Bumili
ng nakaw na cellphone. Nakulong kahit inosente siya.

INDAY: Ganun talaga 'yun, ati...

AMO: Aba'y nagmamarunong ka na ngayon, ha?!

INDAY: According to the provisions of the law on obligations and contracts,
in that case, the law has the presumption that, ignorance of the law excuses
no one from your compliance thereof."

AMO: Ay, ganun?! nosebleed...

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EDERLYN: ikaw ba ang inday na sinasabi nila? at sino ka para itulad
sa akin ang 'yong kasikatan ngayong ako'y nananahimik na? wala kang
karapatan para pantayan ako! hayop ka!

INDAY: My apologies, but the fact is your glory days are over, my friend.
I find it somewhat ridiculous your persistence on persuadin people to
come to your party that never existed is beginning to get into my nerves!
Damn you, Ederlyn! Damn you! no one undermines Indays
intellect! Bitsh!(evil laugh) (milk comes out from nose)

[chipper_buy]

ang galing ni inday...hehehe...englisera ayu..

[zaiyhee]

hahahah.......may pa c inday ckat njud au....rock n roll inday!!!!!!!!!!!

[yhanz2000]

aw's anha na lang ko pa tutor ni inday..basig naa pa nya pakapin masahe hik hik hik hik...