miss tapya's practical lessons of life~ very funny!

[soul_ripper]

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hahahahahaha.. la pa koy plano...

[niggfreecs]

@ miss tapya: kinsa tong gayawyaw miss tapya? nindot pa kaayo ug motto! stay drug free get ur drugs for free!

[miss tapya]

@kiskiliskis: ako sa i negotiate og naa pa stocks! . kinahanglan ka mo testimonya hap ?? ehehe

@kent: normal nga tao ra intawon ang gagama ato..agii sa walay lengaw bah ...

@niggs: ako tong friend ang ga yawyaw..ang katong ga testimonya iya rasad tong cousin,....

[miss tapya]

>
> HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!
> SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like
> yours!!
>
>
>
> HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
> SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!!!
>
>
>
> HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
> SHE: I must have been given your share!!!
>
>
>
> HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
> SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!
>
>
>
> HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
> SHE: Okay, get out!!!
>
>
>
> HE: I think I could make you very happy
> SHE: Why? Are you leaving?
>
> HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
> SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!!!
>
>
>
> HE: Can I have your name?
> SHE: Why, don't you already have one?
>
> HE: Shall we go and see a film?
> SHE: I've already seen it!!!
>
>
>
> HE: Do you think it was fate that brought us together?
> SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck!!!
>
> HE: Where have you been all my life?
> SHE: Hiding from you.
>
>
>
> HE: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
> SHE: Yes, thats why I don't go there anymore.
>
> HE: Is this seat empty?
> SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down .
>

[jd_iceblizzard]

nice... maau jud mag pinilosopo...

[jd_iceblizzard]

di na lang ko maghikog... pagjkadaghan sa rules...

[jul_logs18]

hikhikhik....

[reibac]

and then the guy replied:
(respectively)


1. oh really, that's what i'm looking for!

2. i can give you!!!

3. good for me!

4. ok, i hope it could be migrane!

5. get out with you?

6. i'm not leaving, i'm living with you!

7. that's ok, why not talk first, laugh later!

8. i thought you stole it from me!

9. so your a geek or what?

10. that's what i'm talking about!!!! thanks God

11. now i found you!

12. so you'll never come to this place agian?

13. are you blonde?

[budsz]

hahaha, man-hater (or maybe just playing pakipot)

[milkyshake]

haha! hala oi pede mo palit tag pila mn ni sis YLA