School humor and bloopers...

[smurky]

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An English prof was explaining that like in math, words affect whether the statement is positive or negative. He went on to say that while double negative words make the sentence positive, like in, “That’s not wrong”, the opposite is not true with double positive words, which will always be positive. A classmate said sarcastically, “Yeah, right.”

[smurky]

Our teacher on our first day said, our lesson for today is algebra.
Then she asked me: “Alec, what is algebra?”

I answered: “Uhm…our lesson for today?”

[smurky]

Our proctor said during an exam: “You can look up for inspiration, you can look down in desperation, but you cannot look sideways for information.”

[smurky]

“Ang pag-aaral ang pinto ng tagumpay, pero ang pangongopya ang susi.”

[smurky]

Ang pag-aaral ay parang biyahe…masarap tulugan.”

[smurky]

The professor didn’t like the way the students kept looking at the clock.
So he wrote this sign beneath it: “Time will pass. But will you?”

[ghostlyprincess]

nyccc.HAHA

[firebasefury]

Ok bro, I'll break your posting murag imo ra man tanan.

This happened to my friend when we were college, but still he was able to get a flat 1.0 on his answer.

Teacher: (pulling out an index card calling my friend's name) Who is Gabrieila Silang?
Student1: Sorry sir, I have no answer.

The teacher was a bit angry but didn't do anything. Then again he went pulling out another index card.

Teacher: (pulling out an index card calling another one of my friend's and asking the same question) Who is Gabriela Silang?
Student2: Gabriela Silang is the wife of Diego Silang.

All of our classmates/friends were laughing. And the teacher ask, what's so funny? Isn't his answer correct? And everyone was quite. Then the teacher asked.

Teacher: Who is Diego Silang?
Student2: Diego Silang is the husband of Gabriela Silang.

And the teacher said very good. I'll give you a flat 1.0 grade.

The morale of the story, luoy to ang first student kay walay answer :P

[staphylococcus]

The professor didn’t like the way the students kept looking at the clock.
So he wrote this sign beneath it: “Time will pass. But will you?”

nice.., add pressure to student na gadali2 ug answer hahaha

[smurky]

always maintain a good laugh!!!! bun-og na ni nga saying but still works "Laughter is the best medicine!" (bwahahaha)