little children check their closets for boogieman before going to sleep......
boogieman checks his closet for chuck norris before going to sleep......
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10-18-2007, 03:48 PM #11Senior Member
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Re: Who Can Make The Best "Chuck Norris" Line?
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10-18-2007, 04:25 PM #12 Re: Who Can Make The Best "Chuck Norris" Line?
Chuck Norris is the leading cause of all tooth decay.
People don't have any more reason to brush their teeth after receiving a roundhouse kick to their faces.
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02-04-2008, 02:18 AM #13Junior Member
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Re: Who Can Make The Best "Chuck Norris" Line?
Contrary to popular belief... katrina hurricane wasnt a hurricane... it was chuck norris fart that traveld inland while fishing in pacifics - the other side of the world!
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02-06-2008, 12:06 AM #14Elite Member
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Re: Who Can Make The Best "Chuck Norris" Line?
kinsa diay na si chuck norris? hehehe
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02-06-2008, 08:05 PM #15Junior Member
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Re: Who Can Make The Best "Chuck Norris" Line?
wa btaw ka kabalo?.... ka loser dyud nmo kng wala ka kabalo.. Chuck Norris is more than a man hes a LEGEND =))
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02-06-2008, 09:13 PM #16Elite Member
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Re: Who Can Make The Best "Chuck Norris" Line?
me looser!?
Originally Posted by Jollibee
does it make me a cool person if I know him??
well, I've read the chuck norris facts and it's soo funny!
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02-06-2008, 09:32 PM #17Senior Member
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Re: Who Can Make The Best "Chuck Norris" Line?
Chuck Norris ordered bigMac from Wendy's and got one heheheheheh
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02-06-2008, 10:05 PM #18
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Re: Who Can Make The Best "Chuck Norris" Line?
buhi pa na si chuck norris?
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02-07-2008, 06:05 AM #19Junior Member
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Re: Who Can Make The Best "Chuck Norris" Line?
What's with this Chucky thing anyway?
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02-07-2008, 01:13 PM #20C.I.A.
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Re: Who Can Make The Best "Chuck Norris" Line?
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
One time while sparring with Wolverine, Chuck Norris accidentally lost his left testicle. You might be familiar with it to this very day by its technical term: Jupiter
On the first day God sayed let there be light, Chuck Norris sayed "say please".
askang gahi-a
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