Who Can Make The Best "Chuck Norris" Line?

[Jollibee]

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ok lets start some crazy laugh... who can make the best chuck norris joke line.. everything goes...

heres mine:

"Kids from all around the world wear Superman panjamas when going to sleep BUT Superman wears Chuck Norris Panjamas when going to bed!"

[bigdad_sid]

Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he does Earth downs...

[nemo_11]

si "BARNE" ang pinaka da best

[akosabni]

be treated to little-known insights into the power, prestige and wisdom of ... Chuck Norris

pls visit

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

[iskoLares]

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

wahahaha

[akosabni]

The IT Edition: by Thomas Wailgum

Chuck Norris doesn't work on a help desk. He works on a hurt desk.

Chuck Norris gets RFPs all the time: Requests For Punishment.

Chuck Norris has no need for a BlackBerry. He has a BlackBelt.

Larry Ellison's beard calls Chuck Norris's beard "The Oracle."

Who would win in a fight: Real-life Chuck Norris, or virtual Chuck Norris? No one. The world would explode.

Chuck Norris doesn't outsource to India. India outsources to Chuck Norris -- at triple the price.

Chuck Norris doesn't run software as a service. He runs fists-to-head as a service.

Moore's Law was originally about Chuck Norris -- because he gets more powerful and faster every 18 months.

Chuck Norris doesn't need firewalls. He chest hair is a firewall.

You can't hack Chuck Norris's website because he will kill you.

Chuck Norris doesn't negotiate with high-tech vendors. Or assassins. Or murderers. Or people.

Chuck Norris's last Initial Public Offering was pain.

Chuck Norris made an iPhone 10 years ago. He threw it away.

Agile programming has nothing on Chuck Norris. He roundhouse-kicks projects to completion.

Chuck Norris is already running IPV6000.

Chuck Norris now kills bad guys in their Second Life too.

Chuck Norris's user name: Hurt. Password: You.

Chuck Norris's customer relationship management ethos is this: "Chuck Norris is always right."

Chuck Norris's avatar is Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked a server stack when he found out that IBM's blade servers contained neither knives nor razors.

You know how CIOs can keep users from bringing in rogue technologies? "Meet your new CISO: Chuck Norris."

[nemo_11]

naruto ang pinaka da best

[shimiyu]

This one sent me laughing towards the ground floor of my office a last month:

"Chuck Norris' balls don't produce sperm. It produces tiny white ninjas that have only one mission: seek and destroy."

tiny white ninjas. hahahahaha amawa aning ga-sulat oi

[shimiyu]

My officemate almost passed out laughing on this one:

"Chuck Norris uses Tabasco sauce instead of Visine."

[jiro]

chuck doesnt have pubic hairs. cause hairs cant grow on steel.