Court Humor... They said WHAT???

[makathy]

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Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you
check for a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you
began the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing
law somewhere.

[makathy]

Q: Trooper, when you stopped the defendant, were your
red and blue Lights flashing?
A: Yes.
Q: Did the defendant say anything when she got out of her car?
A: Yes, sir.
Q: What did she say?
A: What disco am I at?

[makathy]

Q: You say the stairs went down to the basement?
A. Yes.
Q: And these stairs, did they go up also?

[makathy]

Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?

[ingkiang]

wahahah....saun....

nice

[gilay]

wahahahahahahahahah............... nice one....................

[burn777]

Q: where did you bury the witness??

waaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh

[lairy_fights]

Di nako maglawyer! Haha

[manchiecute]

mau gani wala pud ko mag law.. nyahahaha

[jlodarl]

waaaaa.. unsaon na lang jud... mao mga bright ang mga lawyer maayo kaayo mag tuyok tuyok sa question hangotd na lang ma sayop ug tubag ang mga bakakkon!! heheh