Callcenter Bloopers

[hizuka007]

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naa pa, dungagan nato...

while helping a cust set up his modem...

Me: Ok sir, so we'll just check if we have everything in place. That yellow cable (ethernet), is it connected to the back of your computer?
Cx: Yes, it is.
Me: Alright, how about the thinner green cable (phone), where is it connected to?
Cx: In my computer.
Me: Sir, we're gonna need to connect that one to your phone jack because the service runs through the phone line.
Cx: Are you sure? The computer is what I use to get my emails, not my phone sonny. I think I'll just get my neighbor to help me with this since it looks like you don't know what you're doing.
*mute*
WTF?! Hala cge! Pagbuotbuot jud kay bright man jud ka. Good luck nimu.
*drop*

ahahahaah makasuya kaayo nang ingun-ana nga customer ba, mura bag hawd nagpataka lang bya ..... makainit og dugo

[tripOfDeath]

Customer is calling for his Mac laptop that cannot connect to the Internet wirelessly.

Note: Mac is using the Airport to connect to the network

Customer: I am calling for my Mac computer, I cannot connect to my network

Agent: Ok sir, I want you to go to the Airport and look for your network.

Customer: For God sake, airport is too far from my house and it will take 5 hours to get there.

Agent: sir, please killl yourself. seriously.

[HeartStops]

This happened for real sa akong gi monitor na call..


Agent: hi there this is ***** calling on behalf of DVD on blind (online lol).
Client: What? What are you selling?
Agent: Oh yes sir! We are selling DVD onblind.
Client: But i am not blind.
Agent: yes sir its only 29$.
Client: But i am not blind. You selling DVDs on blind but i am not blind.
Agent: Yes sir but its only 29$
Client: You're making my life so complicated! I am not blind
*hang-up*

Gi-ahak

[acecrystal]

@ HeartStops

unsa gud na...hang up nalang sa customer.... lingawa sa bloopers ui

[roadrash09]

This happened for real sa akong gi monitor na call..


Agent: hi there this is ***** calling on behalf of DVD on blind (online lol).
Client: What? What are you selling?
Agent: Oh yes sir! We are selling DVD onblind.
Client: But i am not blind.
Agent: yes sir its only 29$.
Client: But i am not blind. You selling DVDs on blind but i am not blind.
Agent: Yes sir but its only 29$
Client: You're making my life so complicated! I am not blind!
*hang-up*

Gi-ahak

*laughs out loud*

[HeartStops]

ni walk-out ang agent.. wala na jud ni balik...

[roadrash09]

ni walk-out ang agent.. wala na jud ni balik...

aw.. mao ba?

[nyhn]

one funny callcenter scenario..though local rani cya... kung sa bigcallcenter's pani.. wala naning agent the next day... hehe

i kell you

sobrang funny!! super..love it

[bbnescia]

one funny callcenter scenario..though local rani cya... kung sa bigcallcenter's pani.. wala naning agent the next day... hehe

i kell you

mabuang ko ani sirrrrrr ahahahahaha

[Tsubaki]

told my customer "just gimme a second while i pull that up..."
nitubag bitawg "times up"
...kuwang nalang lagi mahagbung kos silya.

Hahaha! nice one