Mga modus sa criminal

[angel_brey]

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Hello Istoryans!

A lot of CRIMES are on the rise in not only here in the PHILIPPINES but all over the world. So here in this thread, let us all share our experiences sa mga modus sa mga kawatan, mangingilad, mangunguot or any thing under the same roof as this subject!

This is also to inform the PUBLIC ba what they do para sad ma aware ta tanan ba sa ilang scheme unsaun nila ilang mga modus!

Let me start!

Mangunguot na MAMA

I rode a jeep in JONES area in front of PLDT going to OPRA. A woman who looked like a mother already with a FAN and an UMBRELLA rode thesame jeep together with me. While I was sitting inside the JEEP, I had my BACKPACK placed infront of me on my lap with the zippers and pockets facing the front! The mother was sitting beside me then and fanning herself kay init sa jeep then later on iya ge tungtong ang iyang fan sa kilid sa akong backpack. Later on, nka feel ko nga ang zipper sa akong bag ge OPEN coz diba ang zipper baya is murag mu make ug sound and mu cause ug little vibration when opened, right? So akong ge check akong right side sa bag. Ni igking siya and namaypay nasad. And to my surprise, na OPEN gyud siya by a couple of inches. And so I looked at her and closed the zipper again but this time, I made the bag face sidewards with the zipper part facing front. I thought matagam na siya kay nasakpan man nako, but then ni usab nasad siya. Same modus, patung ang FAN sa kilid sa bag then hinay pag open sa bag. But then ako gehapon siya nasakpan and ang ako nalang gebuhat was hold every zipper at the side and the entire time at thesame time hugging the bag so close to me. She figured wala na gyud siyay mahimo, so pag abot sa capitol ni naug siya. And pag padung niya kanaug I said, "tutuki na ninyo pagmaayo kay ni action na ug pagpanguot!" Tanan tao sa jeep ni lingi nako ug ni ask while siya nag dali ug gawas sa jeep and lakaw padung sa jeepney stop sa BPI Capitol.

The EGGS

We have a sari-sari store in Capitol before. 1 of the helpers who watched over the store was the victim of this. A guy came to the store and asked the price of the EGGS we were selling and told us how much if he bought it by the tray. And so the househelp told him the price and immediately he said, okay I will take them all. And so, the househelp, na engganyo kay tanan gud palitun so dako gyud makita niya sa tindahan, she gave all the eggs. Wala pa ni pay ang guy, he got all the eggs in the tray and told the househelp that he lives there sa unahan lang daw sa amo kanang naay tindahan ug bakery. Iya lang sah daw ehatud ang eggs didto then iya e hatod balik sa tindahan namo ang payment. And househelp said okay without even thinking twice or thinking he might go away without coming back to pay or something. The next thing he knew, the guy was gone along with all the EGGS. We asked her who the guy was and she said wala daw siya kaila but ni ingun taga dinha daw sa tindahan sa unahan nga naay bakery. We told her to go there and ask them if they knew the guy or if they bought the eggs from us. And sadly, the owner of the store/bakery said they did not need eggs or needed to buy eggs from us because they were delivered eggs everyday from their supplier. So mao to, na ilad gyud intawn siya!

kani lang sah akong e share, but I still have more to share pero later nalang! heheh cge go Istoryan's para sad ma informed ta tanan!

[rakshasi]

,,remembered pud sa experience namu sa akung store before, na bikitma pud akung helper..naau girl ni adto sa store then she ask if naa pa ba ngstay ang helper sa akung aunt sa compound namu then akung helper lagi ala mn kaila ni ana xa wala then the girl ask if naa ba akung mom,,kaila man pud xa name sa akung mom,,ni ana ang katabang naa na sa ofiz,,ng-char2x pud ang girl na suod sila sa akung mama den iya pa daw gitawagan sa cellphone kuno tapos gpadungog2x nya ang helper na mu-utang daw xa sa store nya iya ra bayran dayun! nisugot kuno akung mom..ngpasalamat2x pa gani kuno! ang katabang pud tawn kay nagtinanga dat tym! wala man lang jud nya g-clarify nihatag rapud sa tanan g-ingon sa girl..1k plus worth of groceries jud ang nadala....Victim!

[KASAAC]

Naa gale bag-o na uso nga naay mo kalit ug dagmal nmu, paratangan ka ug bisan unsa dayon kuhaon imung mga gamit...

Example:

Kriminal (K) duol sa biktima...

K: Hoi gi atay naglaag-laag nasad ka! imung gipasagdan imung manghud (sagpa/dapog...dagmal) Ambi na imung celphone, imu nasad ni e prenda boang-a ka!

...dayon sibat! ang biktima intawn tulala...

[angel_brey]

,,remembered pud sa experience namu sa akung store before, na bikitma pud akung helper..naau girl ni adto sa store then she ask if naa pa ba ngstay ang helper sa akung aunt sa compound namu then akung helper lagi ala mn kaila ni ana xa wala then the girl ask if naa ba akung mom,,kaila man pud xa name sa akung mom,,ni ana ang katabang naa na sa ofiz,,ng-char2x pud ang girl na suod sila sa akung mama den iya pa daw gitawagan sa cellphone kuno tapos gpadungog2x nya ang helper na mu-utang daw xa sa store nya iya ra bayran dayun! nisugot kuno akung mom..ngpasalamat2x pa gani kuno! ang katabang pud tawn kay nagtinanga dat tym! wala man lang jud nya g-clarify nihatag rapud sa tanan g-ingon sa girl..1k plus worth of groceries jud ang nadala....Victim!

OUCH! At least girl 1k worth ra! Ang kadtung nahitabo sa manila na ang ENTIRE VAULT ge limas sa kawatan and ang sulod sa vault mga worth millions kay naay alahas ug uban pa! Dang! Ang palusot adto sa kawatan na na accidente daw ilang amo then gipa adto sila to get the money para ibayad sa hospital! To make things worst and irritating, ngano daw naka ahat hatag ang mga helpers without confirming their amo is because ang mangingilad ni ingun na gipa dali daw sila kay critical daw ang condition sa ilang amo! TOINX!!!

[angel_brey]

Naa gale bag-o na uso nga naay mo kalit ug dagmal nmu, paratangan ka ug bisan unsa dayon kuhaon imung mga gamit...

Example:

Kriminal (K) duol sa biktima...

K: Hoi gi atay naglaag-laag nasad ka! imung gipasagdan imung manghud (sagpa/dapog...dagmal) Ambi na imung celphone, imu nasad ni e prenda boang-a ka!

...dayon sibat! ang biktima intawn tulala...

YES! I heard about that ni happen daw na sa SM! Ang babae na VICTIM ge duol ug lalake na ngpa karun ingnun na iyang BF or BANA! Ang babae intawn cge hilak kay ge bira2x man daw sa guy as if nag away gyud daw ba then ang mga guards daw dili man gyud daw na manghilabot ug ingun ana na murag domestic violence thingy. They only report that to the management and let the management deal with it. So mao to! Dinha na nahiabw-an tanan pgka human na ug nawala na ang laki! Ahak ana uy!

[madredrive]

hahaha.a. tactics diay napud ing ing ani.. haaaay.. kinabuhi.. ka kuyaw pud ani oi..
naa koy i share..

Drunken Master

Nag sakay ko jeep gikan ko jones bah, then consolacion man amoa, then mao to medjo gabie man to so daghan pud hubog kay saturday then ning sakay xa sa jones dapit and ako nakatapad niya.. ako nag text text pud ko pero ga bantay ko sa surroundings nako.. ako gi butang akong cellphone sa akong bulsa, then akong bulsa ato kay hout man kaayu kay hout pud akong karsones, hehee.. then ang katong medjo "hubog hubog" kay murag ka bantay. Ning ask xa nako ug
"unsa na orasa diha padre?"
"11 na noy"
"sige salamat"
mga taud taud ato ning kalit mag wagle wagle ang taw murag pina hubog kunuhay bah.. then mao na dayun to akong karsones diay iya gi tripan kay naay cellphone sa sud sa bulsa. Aw ako naka bantay ko kay hout gud kaayu akong karsones nya naay molihok gamay ma feel na gud dayun nako.. so ako siya gi tan aw. then murag pina hubog lageh kono murag wala rah.. then taud taud napud mao ra gihapon.. ako na xang gi ingnan nga
"noy manguot ka nako?,. kay klaro naman kaayu imong tactics gud"
then ang katong murag police ug built nga pasajero kay nakabantay iya dayun gi papa naug ang hubog
nya pag naug gi patiran pa jud..

so bantay bantay mo anang mga hubog diha kay naay uban pa hubog hubog rah.. hahahaha.. may gani naay ning patid atong tawhana.. kay pag ka patid ning tul.id man ang linakwan.. ga pa hubog hubog ra jud diay.

[angel_brey]

ok-ok, uhipan, cockroach, centipede

I rode a JEEP on my way to school and these 2 guys in long sleeves and slacks (Kagalang galang kaayo ug dating) rode the jeep somewhere in the CAPITOL AREA. The JEEP was from LAHUG. I had my BACKPACK on my lap that time with 2 CELLPHONES inside my right pocket.

1 of the 2 guys sat infront of me while the other one sat on my right side. While the JEEP was moving, the guy infront of me said,

"Miss miss naay uhipan oh!"

While pointing to the lower portion of my feet! But since I couldn't feel anything, i just slammed my feet up and down to somehow let that centipede off of my pants or something.

Later on, he said thesame thing again, but this time,

"Miss miss naa lagey uhipan oh ug ok-ok."

I did thesame thing but this time akong ge brush off with my right hand. When I was about to lean forward and brush the side of my pants with my hand, of course, the 2 cellphones I had on my right side would somehow POP OUT making it more visibly exposed and easier for the guy beside me to get and he really did but with his RIGHT HAND which was partially covered with his BAG which was right in front of him.

Unfortunately for him, I was fast enough and aware enough to feel what he was doing and I immediately grabbed the 2 cellphones which he almost got.

Paghapak nako sa akong pocket sabay lingi ug tutok niya, mura siyag na taranta! Right there and then infront of him, I took the 2 cellphones, opened my bag ang placed it inside while I was looking at him straight in the eye. As in ge tabisan gyud nako pag ayu sa akong kalagot!

When we arrived at JONES, ang laki sa akong atubangan iyang ge hapak ug kapkap ang legs sa laki nga tupad nako and said, "Bay bay naay uhipan oh!" It was as if it was their signal na naug nata kay nasakpan nata!

When they went down, the other people in the jeepney looked at me and asked ngano daw to sila! And then I told them while naa pa ang duha sa opening sa jeepney, "Ay dah ni action ug panguot ug cellphone!" The other people in the jeepney directly looked back at them ug getabisan nila! And I told them, pangapkap daw mo wala ba mo na kuotan adto nila! Atoot kaayo!

[nealotol]

naa sad bag o ron, kanang rota sa mabolo ay inig padulong pag uli, naay musakay kalit nga hingkod nasad ang pangidaron dayon mukalit lang ug ingon "pasakya ko ha diri lang ko sa tunga kay wla ko'y ika plete" dayon mag cge ug padungod dungod nga gutom kuno kay siya, dagahang pasangil na luoy jud kuno siya,, nya mangayo lang ug kalit nimo ug kwarta, ni ingon pa jud ni bayhana nga sakit kuno iyang samad sa tiil nya pag tan aw naku, na paksit ang band aide nga iyang gi butang, dayon wla diay samad.. beware mo aning bayhana... cge lang ni pangilad..